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limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

Kabering 

Staying home from work to play video games.
King Sm0k3y: time to go to work
King Sm0k3y: no kabering today
Kabering by bisbot December 13, 2005
(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.
Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."
timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Kiefering 

To say you'll be somewhere but at the last minute you bitch out and make an excuse not to be there.
Calvin was Kiefering last night but we called him out on his bullshit.
Kiefering by TheRealBLee May 19, 2017

kinnering 

Kinnering is a describing word for just about anything. It can be used in any context, in any situation and for anything.
Are you guys kinnering over there?
I'm feeling pretty kinnering.
Mate, you look kinnering!
Wow, that hat is totally kinnering.
I feel like.. kinnering.
I miss you, you're kinnering!
kinnering by Anna-Rose April 29, 2008

kidgering 

Being spoken to in a monotonous and condescending tone buy a man who is far past retirement age, usually about a long past issue and who is could have easily been solved if they were there at the time.
Damn, I had a full on kidgering earlier. He just kept on finding more words to say!
kidgering by 2bad2pac May 20, 2016