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Done Up Like a Kipper 

British idiom for one who has been totally bamboozled or taken advantage of by another.
Friend A: You just bought a gold watch from the street vendor for 100 quid?

Friend B: Yeah, mate, nice watch, isn't it?

Friend A: Eh, boy, you've been done up like a kipper!
Done Up Like a Kipper by ripeness November 9, 2012
Related Words

disco kipper

When a girl has been dancing all night and her vagina develops a distinct fish-based odour.
God bro she was so dirty, it was a bad case of disco kipper!
disco kipper by bigbadwhiteboy April 28, 2017

young kipper

Very Ashki way of saying "Yom Kippur", the Jewish day of atonement.
Where are you going for Young Kipper?
young kipper by Queen Buttrix February 25, 2021

done you like a kipper 

Legend: "Want to buy a snowboard?"
Kipper: "sure, how much mate?"
Legend: "£300?"
Kipper: "Awesome"
Legend: "ahh only cost me £200, done you like a kipper!"
Kipper: "Where does that saying come from anyway?"
Legend: "From me when I sold you a snowboard!"

Kipper Conundrum 

A phase in a girls life where she believes she may be a lesbian but is unsure.
Lindsay Lohan appears to be in something of a Kipper Conundrum.

Salted My Kipper 

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78