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Bad case of the Kharjos

When someone or something gets stuck in a planking position facing up or down, and proceeds to move around and go about their business whilst stuck on the ground. Primarily found in Skyrim, and was discovered by and named after Kharjo the Khajiit, right-hand man, or rather, right-hand cat of Lord Scatsbury Himself.
Friend 1: *is moving around on the ground*
Friend 2: "Dang dude, you got a bad case of the Kharjos"
Scats: "YOU'RE ALL FAKE, AND BROKEN!"
Bad case of the Kharjos by Micher J December 26, 2019
Related Words
Khar- Sister Kos-Pussy
Literally translated as your sister's pussy. Used as a derogatory term to describe a person of disinterest.
"Areh kharkoseh, meekham khosh khosh bekonamet!!"
Kharkos by Sharon.J December 3, 2007
Slag word for a dead body
“Help me hide the Karcos from today!”
Karcos by demcurlyeyebrows April 20, 2019

Kharkoste 

Ya boi Keanu is gonna tell you no shit (except for a sentence)
Asimo how do you spell kharkoste?
Kharlos can be known to be THAT mf.
Kharlos by kharlos_maw LM November 22, 2021
He’s a nice cool caring person. Outgoing and creative individual. Doubts himself but is smarter then he thinks. Looks nice and is a great person. Makes the most of every moment. If you meet a Kharlos don’t let him go. You probably won’t meet another like him. He is one of a kind and someone not to underestimate.
Kharlos is a great chill person you should date him!
I know he makes me feel so special.

I’m going to marry him!
kharlos by Lololololoooooo November 23, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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