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A marriage contract for Jews sighned before the wedding for the bride, it is to prevent divorce it is a contract saying what the groom gives the bride when they divorce. Needs two witnesses.
Bride: I am getting married!!
Friend: I know, i was a witness for your Ketubah sighning.
Ketubah by jewluvr234 March 11, 2011
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Keturah is the name of a loyal and trustworthy woman who is wise and beautiful to boot. Other characteristics include: modesty, humbleness, intelligence and a keen insight into the workings of people around her.
"A Keturah makes a great friend"
"Who wouldn't want a Keturah?"
Keturah by White bread. February 3, 2010
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Keturahs are faithful and generous with friends and have a great capacity for affection. In the main, they are gentle, good natured, disliking quarreling and avoiding ill-feeling. If they are provoked, however, they can explode into ferocious anger.

The real challenge is to be nobody but myself in a world which is doing its best to make me like everybody else.

"Originality is... a by-product of sincerity. " ~Marianne Moore
You should be more like Keturah.
This is my friend Keturah.
Keturah by Brendonsawesome February 3, 2010
guy who comes to school just to talk but knows nothing in the syllabus except human anatomy (too well)
don't be such a ketubh. it is bad for health.
Proof that god can make mistakes.

and a glitch, lag
ketubh is here. one mistake is bad enough
Ketubh by havesa April 29, 2019
A girl that is very lazy and clueless with no motivation to do any form of work whatsoever
Don’t be a Keturah if you want to succeed in life.
Keturah by Banana Steve October 26, 2020
A lazy and clueless girl with no motivation whatsoever.
A wise man once said to me, “Don’t be a Keturah if you want to succeed in life.’
Keturah by Banana Steve October 26, 2020
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B)
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