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Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai! 

A somehow popular phrase said by Gold Experience Requiem (Giorno Giovanna's requiem stand) after activating it's ability "Return to zero" while Diavolo was erasing time, translates to: "You will never reach truth"
The phrase is usually used only as a reference but sometimes it can be used to hide something that you know from others, jojo fans or not.
Person A: How did you do that?
Person B: Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai!
Related Words
Kesso • Kesson • kessoon • Kelso • Kess • Kessler • Keso • Keshon • Kessa • Keston

Kassondra 

Down to earth and super chill. Likes to laugh and have fun. Gets along with just about anyone and is very friendly. Beautiful person inside and out. Has a bangin' body. Faithful in relationships. Respectful of herself and others.
You're very Kassondra-like today, I'm diggin' it!
Kassondra by purpleshoes78 January 20, 2011
Kessa is an amazing person, she will always be there by your side even if she is very angry at you. She can be a brat sometimes but everyone loves her. Kessa is also a very lovable, beautiful and nice, kind person.
Guy 1: hey do you see that really pretty girl over there?
Guy 2: yeah that's kessa she's amazing
Guy 3: yeah she really is amazing!
Kessa by Rebecca.emo.cat January 16, 2018

Michael Kelso 

The extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom That '70s Show. Played by Ashton Kutcher.
Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!
kessies are girls who don’t care what anyone thinks about them. they are very funny and everyone loves them. kessies are the kind of girls everyone wants to talk to, they can be a little mean sometimes, but who isn’t? kessies have outgoing personalities but sometimes can be a little shy. they are the type of girls that every boy dreams of going out with. if you ever find yourself a kessie, never let her go, you’ll regret it
guy #1 “do you see that girl over there?”
guy #2 “yeah man that’s kessie, she’s hot”
kessie by mysterious000 March 30, 2018

kissogram 

someone who dresses up as a character, (i.e. police officer, doctor, french maid) goes to parties, and kisses people. They don't strip, they just kiss.
Mary didn't want a stripper at her bachelorette party, so we just have a kissogram instead.
kissogram by lilyhache September 2, 2013
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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