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kessies are girls who don’t care what anyone thinks about them. they are very funny and everyone loves them. kessies are the kind of girls everyone wants to talk to, they can be a little mean sometimes, but who isn’t? kessies have outgoing personalities but sometimes can be a little shy. they are the type of girls that every boy dreams of going out with. if you ever find yourself a kessie, never let her go, you’ll regret it
guy #1 “do you see that girl over there?”
guy #2 “yeah man that’s kessie, she’s hot”
kessie by mysterious000 March 30, 2018
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Extremely hard headed, independent, very sarcastic, loves animals, will defend there friends and beat the shit out of anyone who tries to hurt there friends. Kessie's are alcoholics.
Kessie is a badass.
kessie by Top_Squish November 29, 2017
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The Kessie 

Verb: To reach around your woman and pluck her nipples as if milking a cow, while doing her in the butt.
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The Kessie by MARXIST2232 July 22, 2009
AKA, Lord of The Mist or The Survivor of Hathsin, Kelsier is a 30-something year old Skaa thief, serial killer, fraudulent impersonator and mass murderer. Who, under the effect of the drugs known as allomantic metals, keeps raving about hope and friendship. He indoctrinated a teenage girl into his gang of outlaws to profit from her abilities i his quest to kill God.
Notable Achievements: Standing face to face with two Gods, and punching one of them; Being literally too angry to die (twice); throwing the land into economic and political chaos by destroying its only source of Atium, a very important part of the economy; Triggerig the literal apocalypse.
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Vin:"Sounds legit."
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Kensie Jessie 

annoying and rude and thinks she is so pretty but is the biggest slut
kensie jessie: do my jeans look good

Ethan: ya
Kensie Jessie by Boiyourbetter123 January 19, 2017
Kelsie is one of the smartest, most beautiful girls you've ever seen. She is smart in school and in life. She stands up for what she believes in but can be shy around big groups or people she doesn't know. She doesn't think she is as pretty as she actually is and will deny it if you mention her appearance. She doesn't go for guys depending on their looks. She cares about what's on the inside. She almost immediately hates anyone (and everyone) that is cocky, selfish, envious, or discriminates. She will help you if you're in need and she absolutely loves animals. She loves all of her friends and isn't afraid to call them out if they lie or do/say something offensive
Person 1: Who is that girl from biology?
Person 2: Oh that's Kelsie. She helped me with the assignment last week. I got an A on my paper.
Person 1: Wow. Smart and beautiful.
Kelsie by Shinymetaltoaster October 12, 2018
Kelsie is the most amazing girl. Ever. She can put a smile on your face even when she doesn't have one on hers. She is the Most beautiful girl ever but she doesn't think so. She's had so many evil things done to her, But she still finds new ways to love people. When you start talking to her, it hurts to stop . You can Literally talk all day and the only real reason you'd actually want to stop is if sleep interrupts you . She's silly and adorable with everything she does .She's one of the best artists you have ever seen. She is Art. Her beauty like shines through her very existence. She is a really great friend and you will always want to hang out with her. She is stupid beautiful and everyone knows it, But for some reason she tries to argue against everyone else. She has more friends than anyone, But can still feel lonely. She hurts alot, But keeps a smile on her face because shes strong . But she hates faking happiness . She has guys left and right falling for her but she chooses the dorkiest kid around. She loves Jesus and Kids, She has a huge heart and shes not afraid to share it with people. She has such greatness even though so many bad things have happened to her, But she tends to not see it. She's so cute . Not just her looks, but her very being is adorable. Shes hard not to love . She is Perfect.
" Bro.. This girl is.. She's Perfect. Like there's nothing i would change about her. "
"Dood. She's a total Kelsie."
Kelsie by PajamaSam. July 23, 2012
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