A handsome, kind, loving, athletic, and freespirited person, who may not always have the best idea of a good partner.
He spends a lot of time with his female friends, and will do anything to make you laugh. He also has no filter, so he says some pretty random shit.
'Cy is such a cool guy!'
by verymuchgivingdictionary May 12, 2019
A being with an extraordinarily powerful mind
The example is getting the humbling experience to talk with Cy . This woman is more powerful than Kehlani .....Damn that’s some power.
by yeahthisaintitbye February 24, 2019
Cy is the most incredible person you will ever meet in your entire life. Ever. He is insanely athletic, beautiful in every way possible and has bounties of adoring friends and fans. Everyone wants be like Cy or be Cy’s friend and if they aren’t well no one likes them. He wins at everything, in sports, academically, socially and especially in Monopoly. He will probably be the greatest person to ever live if he continues his life like he is currently. Take the time to find a Cy you know and tell them how incredible and superior in every way they are, and if it’s and especially kind and nice Cy then feel free to bow down to them and ask for an autograph. They may not have time to sign their autograph but if they do it will probably sell for $1,000,000 on EBay so everyone wins.
“Cy is so perfectly perfect on every way. He is the perfect male specimen” aid Ellen DeGenerous and Oprah and Leonardo DiCaprio and Harry Styles and Barrack Obama as Cy won is 48th Olympic Medal and Oscar at the same time and did a backflip over LeBron James
You don't know him, but his name's Cy. He's just the O'Hare delivery guy. He thinks that trees might be worth a try. So he says let it grow.
O'Hare: Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and... come on, who's with me, huh?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
by XXXXYYYY January 4, 2021
Unbelievably cute, ridiculously funny, and incredibly dickish (in the most loveable way).

The mustache bar is high with this one. I've never witnessed a better stash in my life. He's the type of sexy that can pull off a paper bag over his head. Those brown little freckles and that crinkled smile will leave you drowning trying to stand back up on two feet. He won't be any help, probably pushed you in, to begin with. What a dick ;)

Cys can be huge heartbreakers, so if you don't realize what you've got, better take a second look. I would never want to lose one.
"What?? Cy?.... Did he say his name is Sigh? Like exhaling? I can't hear him"
by Moody_Malorie August 6, 2020
As of 2006, an extremely unintelligent, very large, round 26 year old male residing in Northeastern Pennsylvania who may very well hold the record for the world's smallest penis. Cy is very unattractive, unkempt, unwashed, poorly spoken, and extremely slothlike. Even his own penis is known to retract, abnormally, into his own body in order to hide from his hideous outer form.

Still living with his parents, Cy is very lazy and does nothing for himself, expecting the world to be handed to him on a silver platter while he, himself, gets fatter. Cy has never held a job, refuses to be active, and stews in his own self-pity (as well as his filth) for months at a time. Cy, unfortunately, will never become independant, as he is simply too lazy to do anything to make his life less stagnant. Cy has no respect for women, therefore having no respect for himself, and henceforth gaining no respect from others, merely expanding in size, moping continually about his lonliness that only he, himself, creates.

Cy prides himself on his poor taste of women: the large variety with hideous facial features, poor intelligence, vast desperation, and abnormal amounts body hair. These women usually have children, which draws Cy nearer, due to Cy's inability to conceive due to his hideous outer appearance and lack of penile length to actually reach anywhere near a woman's vagina.

He preys himself on any woman who proverbally crosses his path on the internet (as no females willingly approach him in person, for obvious reasons), thinking he is a ladies man, when in reality, Earth's female population merely feels sorry for this mentally challanged fool.

Poorly spoken, and with the mind of a young child, Cy is very greedy, and it is very difficult to understand him because of his horrid lack of grammar skills. He insists he is bright but in reality he has no idea just now stupid he is.

Cy is very overly desperate in the dating world, subconsciously knowing that he will brood, alone, in his own stench for all eternity, continually expanding in size; as no sane human of ANY gender would put up with his slothlike qualities and complete absence of brain activity.

Cy has very unrealistic views on companionship, and sees marriage as a trophy to show off, expecting a woman to flash around her marriage certificate and/or wedding ring to display that they are married. Cy only wants a trophy, and a source of sexual output, neither of which he shall have. Cy has no idea what a real relationship is as he is simply not mentally mature enough to understand one.

Cy is a complete attention whore, exaggerating and even faking medical issues simply to get a woman's attention. He is a horrible liar, as most people can find him out quite easily. He makes on like he is dying of all these complications when inr eality the only medical complication he has is that his laziness adds to his ample size, creating more and more fat cells, creating a neverending cycle of fat and lazy. Eventually Cy will lose all muscle activity, brooding in his own sins, being one of those fat men that never leave their beds, that talk shows interview for entertainment value.
"Oh man, I think I just saw Cy..."

"...you mean that fat-ass freak that walks the streets asking people for the time? Ew he is a creepy, dirty freak."
by StupidFatFuck November 30, 2006
One who is stupid or pretaining to a lack of intelligence.
Stop being such a Cy
by Anonymous October 17, 2003