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Excessively hard nipples, to the point of possibly poking a whole through one's shirt. Can be possessed by males or females. Usually brought on by the cold and often during very inappropriate times. Can be spotted from distances of up to 20 ft, even through a ribbed sweater tee
Guy#1: Wow, it is extremely cold out here.
OH WISE ONE: You're not kidding...I can see your kypples. Very impressive.
Guy#1: Thank you.
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The uber-uneducated liberal bastards of the world. Whiter than white trash, and more left wing than a left turn single, They're Kepplercized. Also occasionally used as a reference to masturbation, i.e. "Gonna go keppler in front of my window at school."
That crazy liberal is so keppler, burning flags and killing nazis.
keppler by Mr Susslebuns May 13, 2005
Derived from the term "kip", along came the word "kipples".

This word is used to indicate that you are going to sleep, see the example below.

This word is a synonym for words such as to snooze, kip, nap, ziz, or more commonly, to sleep.
"I'm tired guys, I'm off for some kipples"
kipples by Marcus. July 5, 2007
A person who cannot control themselves when they are gambling. They are very impatient when losing and need their money back in no time.
The Kepple walked to the ATM machine because he wanted to sit back down at the BlackJack table.
kepple by Mr Kepple January 1, 2008
A marijuana strain grown in Ireland
Hello, what is up fellow gangster! Would you be interested in purchasing some Kepple? It is on sale now for $4.99 per gram!
Kepple by gillern May 17, 2018

Kepplecram

When a child explodes during group reading time
Did you hear about Kyle? He committed Kepplecram in the library
Kepplecram by BussySlayer35 June 23, 2022