kepple

A person who cannot control themselves when they are gambling. They are very impatient when losing and need their money back in no time.

The Kepple walked to the ATM machine because he wanted to sit back down at the BlackJack table.

kepple by Mr Kepple January 1, 2008

Kepple

A marijuana strain grown in Ireland

Hello, what is up fellow gangster! Would you be interested in purchasing some Kepple? It is on sale now for $4.99 per gram!

Kepple by gillern May 17, 2018

kipple 

Kipple is a word coined by the remarkable science fiction writer Philip K. Dick. It refers to the sinister type of rubbish which simply builds up without any human intervention. Eventually, one day, the entire world will have moved to a state of kipplization.

From Phil Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"

JR - Kipple is useless objects, like junk mail or match folders after you use the last match or gum wrappers of yesterday's homeopape. When nobody's around, kipple reproduces itself. For instance, if you go to bed leaving any kipple around your apartment, when you wake up the next morning there's twice as much of it. It always gets more and more.
Pris- I see.
JR - There's the First Law of Kipple, "Kipple drives out nonkipple." Like Gresham's law about bad money. And in these apartments there's been nobody there to fight the kipple.
Pris - So it has taken over completely. Now I understand.
JR - Your place, here, this apartment you've picked - it's too kipple-ized to live in. We can roll the kipple-factor back; we can do like I said, raid the other apartments. But -
Pris - But what?
JR - We can't win.
Pris - Why not?
JR - No one can win against kipple, except temporarily and maybe in one spot, like in my apartment I've sort of created a stasis between the pressure of kipple and nonkipple, for the time being. But eventually I'll die or go away, and then the kipple will again take over. It's a universal principle operating throughout the universe; the entire universe is moving toward a final state of total, absolute kippleization.

kipple by Dan G. May 13, 2005

keppetjes 

The fat upper part of your leg.
Keppetjes is used in dutch but you can also use it in english.

Ruben has verry nice Keppetjes

keppetjes by Keppetjes master May 20, 2016

kipple factor 

The chaos in a closed environment (eg bedroom) as defined by the size of objects that tend to disappear spontaneously.

Dude 1: I can't find my keys, I swear I left them somwhere here.
Dude 2: I guess the kipple factor in this room is 3 inches.

kipple factor by Vipul Ved Prakash November 17, 2003

Keppered 

When you're so baked you look retarded.

Friend 1: 'You see that guy over there?'
Friend 2: 'yea bro hes Keppered for sure!'

Keppered by SavageDude420 April 17, 2017

keppets 

A Cumbrian term to describe someone with large ears. Often used as an insult.

Be quiet mathew your keppets look like satellites

keppets by Moz lad May 10, 2018