kypples

Excessively hard nipples, to the point of possibly poking a whole through one's shirt. Can be possessed by males or females. Usually brought on by the cold and often during very inappropriate times. Can be spotted from distances of up to 20 ft, even through a ribbed sweater tee

Guy#1: Wow, it is extremely cold out here.
OH WISE ONE: You're not kidding...I can see your kypples. Very impressive.
Guy#1: Thank you.

kypples by The Daring Definer May 12, 2009

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Kepples

Just another version of saying okay, alright, or sure.

I'll meet you there in 5 min.

-Kepples.

Kepples by combinedwithapples January 20, 2011

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kypples

kipples

Derived from the term "kip", along came the word "kipples".

This word is used to indicate that you are going to sleep, see the example below.

This word is a synonym for words such as to snooze, kip, nap, ziz, or more commonly, to sleep.

"I'm tired guys, I'm off for some kipples"

kipples by Marcus. July 5, 2007

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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