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Keneficked 

(verb).To be ignored by one when asking them to help you with a task that involves them needing to work
Hey buddy will you stay late with me to type some paperwork. Your buddy pretends not to hear you in hopes that you'll go away... You've just been keneficked
Keneficked by Meister1776 October 1, 2013

Kinetic laughter 

When 2 or more girls are together and start laughing uncontrolably and/or spontaneously.
Madi and Cassie started laughing uncontrollably at random. Rob named the phenomenon kinetic laughter.
The hottest guy on the earth and will melt your heart. Probably famous, and has a girlfriend. But he always has multiple girls with him!! ;) A Keneti is a total sweetheart. He always knows how to cheer you up with a bright shining smile. This is a Samoan name.
Girl: damn! Is that the new guy? What's his name??
Friends: "yeah! That's Keneti! I hear he's SUPER ripped and works out everyday!!"

Girl: "Woah... I need to get him in my life. Like NOW!"
Keneti by 💛🦋🌙 January 12, 2018

Kinetic Crab 

A kinetic crab is when you hand is shape like a crab claw and use the kinetic energy to shove it into someone ass and open it inside.
Dang, My friend gave my a kinetic crab yesterday my ass hurt.
Kinetic Crab by WillyWarmerSock October 5, 2021

kinetic engineering 

The action of whacking something with one's hands or solid objects to try and get it to work.
Person A: My PC won't boot up :(

Person B: Just hit it with a hammer and it'll be fine.

Kinetic Weed 

Freshly ground marijuana in a grinder that is kinetic in nature, meaning the ground particles stick together in a fluffy manner. Similar to kinetic sand, but weed. highly desirable. termed coined by three girls in Jamaica.
That kinetic weed is kinetic af, it's like packing little clouds into my bowl.
Kinetic Weed by Reggae Let It Go August 28, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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