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Keneficked 

(verb).To be ignored by one when asking them to help you with a task that involves them needing to work
Hey buddy will you stay late with me to type some paperwork. Your buddy pretends not to hear you in hopes that you'll go away... You've just been keneficked
Keneficked by Meister1776 October 1, 2013

Kinetic laughter 

When 2 or more girls are together and start laughing uncontrolably and/or spontaneously.
Madi and Cassie started laughing uncontrollably at random. Rob named the phenomenon kinetic laughter.
The hottest guy on the earth and will melt your heart. Probably famous, and has a girlfriend. But he always has multiple girls with him!! ;) A Keneti is a total sweetheart. He always knows how to cheer you up with a bright shining smile. This is a Samoan name.
Girl: damn! Is that the new guy? What's his name??
Friends: "yeah! That's Keneti! I hear he's SUPER ripped and works out everyday!!"

Girl: "Woah... I need to get him in my life. Like NOW!"
Keneti by 💛🦋🌙 January 12, 2018

Kinetic Crab 

A kinetic crab is when you hand is shape like a crab claw and use the kinetic energy to shove it into someone ass and open it inside.
Dang, My friend gave my a kinetic crab yesterday my ass hurt.
Kinetic Crab by WillyWarmerSock October 5, 2021

kinetic engineering 

The action of whacking something with one's hands or solid objects to try and get it to work.
Person A: My PC won't boot up :(

Person B: Just hit it with a hammer and it'll be fine.

Kinetic Weed 

Freshly ground marijuana in a grinder that is kinetic in nature, meaning the ground particles stick together in a fluffy manner. Similar to kinetic sand, but weed. highly desirable. termed coined by three girls in Jamaica.
That kinetic weed is kinetic af, it's like packing little clouds into my bowl.
Kinetic Weed by Reggae Let It Go August 28, 2016