Kelt

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An Ayrshire, Scotland word for dirty. Boggin' mingin' kelt. In poor condition. From just spawned poor condition salmon

The child came back kelt, from playing in the field

Kelt by Ayrshire Lass December 6, 2011

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kelt

An easy lay. Easy to get into bed.

"Dude, that girl was a total kelt"
"Haha, nice. You didn't need to put on the charm this time."

kelt by I<3MyDrood March 13, 2007

Related Words

Kelton • Kelty • kelt • Kelthy • kelti • Keltie • Keltan • Kelten • kelter • Kelthon

Kelt

A word that you can use to describe pretty much anything and the lads know what your on about.

Oh thats a good bit of kelt that

Pass me the kelt

Had a good bit of kelt at the weekend

Proper stinks of kelt

Kelt by Keltlad May 12, 2023

S'kelt Nikor

The best written DND character and character in all of media, S’kelt is a character that everyone should strive to make in dnd. He’s perfect at literally everything and was a villain from the start of the campaign; just imagine DIO, but better.

Tyler: “Hey man what’re you playing in the new campaign?”
Aiden: “I think I’m gonna go for a S'kelt Nikor like character, a real badass!”

S'kelt Nikor by TheEmper0r December 2, 2022

Keltzing

When someone stumbles an unbelievable amount in trying to tell a simple story. The word arrived from Brian and Matt Keltz, twin brothers who have a serious problem of finishing their sentences without jumbling every single word together.

Person 1: I went to the store today and then (inexplicable jumbling of words)
Person 2: Jeez man, stop keltzing it.

Keltzing by AaronHanak January 9, 2009

keltana

A drink made by combining Angry Orchard Cider with Fireball in a large pint glass. Also used a phrase for any drink that's simulatenously smooth, hot, sexy, crisp, and refreshing....

The man was angry until he dropped the Fireball into his Angry Orchard, forming the legendary drink "the keltana". After chugging the "keltana" he was in his happy place.

keltana by cuchulain April 18, 2015

Keltoume

The coolest girl you'll ever meet, she's superfunny, hilarious actually & loves to party.

Damn, she's partying as hard as a Keltoume!

Keltoume by Isaad October 1, 2011

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026