A drink made by combining Angry Orchard Cider with Fireball in a large pint glass. Also used a phrase for any drink that's simulatenously smooth, hot, sexy, crisp, and refreshing....
The man was angry until he dropped the Fireball into his Angry Orchard, forming the legendary drink "the keltana". After chugging the "keltana" he was in his happy place.
by cuchulain April 18, 2015
Get the keltana mug.A sweet girl who has a unique name. She is trustworthy and will help you if you are in need. She always includes you whenever you feel lonely. She will stand by your side. But she will also tell you when you are wrong. She also can have strong opinions that she may want to express but don't worry she only wants what's best for you.
Ketana is an amazing girl!
by Fierce Fox September 14, 2020
Get the Ketana mug.She is an amazing girl. She will ALWAYS have your back and will be with you through your worst of times. She gets hurt easily but she's not sensitive. Don't let her go because she is great! She won't judge you and will love you for who you are. She will be honest with you and will always tell you if you're wrong. She has strong opinions that may come across aggressive but she doesn't mean it. Always be with her.
Ketana is an amazing girl
by Fierce Fox September 14, 2020
Get the Ketana mug.A specific country that doesn't actually exist. It slightly resembles a uterus. The capital is HOLLYZYERBFF. It has two rivers, one "Mono-deth river", the other's name will never be known. It's also famous for lake Hankenzly.
Dude: Hey, did you ever notice Kentana kinda looks like a uterus?
Chick: Yeah man, babies are stored there.
Dude: Ohh, that makes sense.
Chick: Yeah man, babies are stored there.
Dude: Ohh, that makes sense.
by Mackenzie Shockley-Golob June 26, 2008
Get the kentana mug.Kelana Is a sweet girl who try’s to make everyone’s day better. She is smart and talented she try’s to do her best . She falls in love and gets broken. But one day she will find the one she is hot and can be really sexy she is funny and will make you feel better when you feel down. She is a great friend and if you now a Kelana never let her go. She is the perfect girlfriend and she is so carting. So never let her go because she will always be there for you .
Kelana is a name
by Sweet girl 72 December 2, 2019
Get the Kelana mug.an intelligent, smart, wise and thought provoking individual. they are caring, kind and comforting. also, usually satanists.
by slimegang January 13, 2019
Get the Kelana mug.by one of his ex’s June 13, 2018
Get the Keltan mug.