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A person born in the Falkland Islands, the islands are surounded by kelp, and the word kelper has been adopted by many Falkland Islanders, to explain where they come from and is a lot easier to say than Falkland Islander
both his parents were born in the Falklands, he's a real kelper
kelper by Denton Clifton November 30, 2006
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Kelper is the codname for a GPU microarchiteture develped by Nvidia, first introduced at retail in April 2012, as the sccessor to the Fermy microarchitecture. Kelper was Nvidia's first microarchitecture to focous on energy eficiency. Most geForce 600 series, most GeForce 700 series, and some GeForce 800M series GPUs were base on Kelper, all manufactuered in 28 nm. Kelper also found use in the GK20A, the GPU component of the Tegra K1 SoC, aswell as in the Quadro Kxxx series, the quado NVS 510, and Nvidia yesla computing modules. Kelper was followed by the Maxwel microarchitecture and used alongside Maxwel in the Geforce 700 series and GeFrce 800M series.
Graphics Cards with NVIDIA Kelper technology provide a performance boost of up to 200% in most AAA Games.
Kelper by Cedric43 January 1, 2023
Slur for Pacific Islanders. Used to degradingly reference oceanic origin.
My buddy KK is Hawaiian.”
“Ew, fucking Kelper.”
Kelper by Norman Al Man September 12, 2023

Keller High School 

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.
“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”
someone who you keeping for life and forever, a one in a milllion.
keeper by faaizahx1 May 1, 2020

Kellered 

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.
Kellered by I saw penis March 7, 2014