Kellen'd

To be Kellen'd is too be jizzed on repeatedly with aged man yogurt. It reeks of old cheese and liquor.

I Kellen'd that bitch...right in her mouth.

by Squirter December 3, 2004

King Kullen'd

To crap your pants in a public place.

Guy 1: Oh my God!

Guy 2: What's the matter?

Guy 3: You King Kullen'd again?

by Sone Dude January 24, 2009

Dirty Kellen

When your talking with a girl you like and she suddenly becomes a bitch so you then you ask her to tap and she says yes but you end up just MMA fighter her in the middle of sex naked and she flicks your balls so hard they malfunction and continuously cum everywhere.

Yeah we broke up because I ended up pulling a Dirty Kellen

by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022

helen keller downtown bonanza

To insert one's hand into the rectum of another and proceed in speaking in sign language.

I was boning this chick, and i decided to give her a Helen Keller Downtown Bonanza

by Dave Berkowsky October 16, 2007

Helen Keller Drunk

The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.

I don't remember anything about last night, I was Helen Keller Drunk.

by johnnykikass February 24, 2010

Helen Keller Dome

When a girl gives really bad dome because she is only focused on finishing and not appreciating the rod.

" dude my Nina is givin hellaa Helen Keller dome SHIT"

by DaBadBitch November 13, 2011

kelley deal

coolest girl ever, after her twin sister, kim deal. had her own band, the kelley deal 6000 in 1997. they rocked.

kelley deal is often over looked in favor of kim, but that doesn't mean she's not as talented.

by brittles August 28, 2004