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Kelis b is someone who it's always laughing and someone who trying to make others laugh always brings joy to the table and never lets no one down. She waits for people when she knows they won't wait for her but she has a good heart an dit full of excitement. Kelis over thinks a lot but don't give a fuck about no bitch nigga or no hater so she still goes on everyday happy, she is most likely the biggest waffler out of all her friends but everyone loves her and she is the best at violating so everyone asks her to violate people. Kelis' favourite rappers are play boi carti, lil uzi vert, xxxtentacion (rip), ski mask the slump god and nicki minaj. Kelis is the realist nigga and gives good advice u till it comes to her own problems she never has advice for her set 8 self. She has a attitude and is short tempted but I is what it is, she's also very hyper at like 4 6am for no reason. She don't need drugs to get lit she always lit and will always be lit till the say she dies. Big hearted girl so take care of her and be real with her.
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Kelis b by Realkxlis*+ April 23, 2020

It's kelis Briscoe 

A every good friend to all y'all need to get to know her she can be moody at times but she can be a very good friend have a good sense of humour
Look it's kelis brisco
We need to be like it's kelis Briscoe
It's kelis Briscoe by Unknown to yall November 18, 2019

"Milkshake" by Kelis 

Within the context of Kelis' 2003 song "Milkshake," milkshake is a metaphor for blowjobs. If you replace the word "milkshake" for blowjob or blowjobs it becomes clear.
"Milkshake" by Kelis ~ Verse #1

'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge'

EDITED:
'My blowjobs brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge'
"Milkshake" by Kelis by Chase29 November 2, 2010

_kels_basketball 

"Damn man you need to get a _kels_basketball_ "

_kels_basketball_

honestly the best person i could ask for, i tell them everything that happens in my day and theyre so fun to talk to. ily lily<33 - mae lol
i love _kels_basketball_ so much!!!!!

_kels_basketball_

The og fam, the coolest g out there ngl and an absolute vibe.
Bruh _kels_basketball_ is a vibe

Kells bro 

EPIC YOUTUBER

http:/ /www.youtube . com/@KeIIsbro
Yo dude did you watch the Kells bro video

Ye it was epic
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