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Kelisa
Kelisa is a beautiful girl who has a big heart. She shares with people a lot even though she doesn’t want to but she just likes to see people happy! She is very smart but at the same time she doesn’t listen very well. She’s soft but she doesn’t play! She is a forgiving and loving person and she will do anything to make someone happy. Kelisa may not look like she can fight but she has hands. If you meet a Kelisa, keep her and stay with her because if u don’t youll regret it and your gonna wanna be with her again whether it’s a friendship or a relationship.
kevihs
A supposedly "good grammar school" for only girls
Parents pay thousands on tuition fees for the 11+ and pray day and night that they'll get in, only for their daughters to become attracted to the disgusting Aston boys (a boys school) and endure the most amount of stress they will ever have in their entire lives. The teachers care more about the way your tag is facing on your lanyard than your actual self and would rather spend money on building a new building than on exercise books, which by the way, the building has literally no space to fit on the school ground. apparently there will be an increase in the amount of peasant year 7s being admitted WHEN THE SCHOOL WAS MADE FOR LESS THAN A 1000 PUPILS.
This is a list for future year 7s with some real advice
-DO NOT BUTTON YOUR BLAZERS. EVER.
-dONT wear your skirt lower than your knees
-Dont have a HUGE BACKPACK
Cons of kevihs:
- You sometimes get weird people walking around the school
- It's in Handsworth (you might get stabbed here)
- The school doesn't have enough money to buy basic supplies even though it is funded a lot. (WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO?)
- Going on the green bus (a dedicated school bus) with the clapped Aston boys
- Aston Boys
- Bitchy snakey girls (there's a lot of them)
Pros of Kevihs
- Your parents can boast about it in front of your relatives
- You probably will end up with majority 7, 8 and 9s on your GCSEs and A levels
- Teachers sometimes actually care
Parents pay thousands on tuition fees for the 11+ and pray day and night that they'll get in, only for their daughters to become attracted to the disgusting Aston boys (a boys school) and endure the most amount of stress they will ever have in their entire lives. The teachers care more about the way your tag is facing on your lanyard than your actual self and would rather spend money on building a new building than on exercise books, which by the way, the building has literally no space to fit on the school ground. apparently there will be an increase in the amount of peasant year 7s being admitted WHEN THE SCHOOL WAS MADE FOR LESS THAN A 1000 PUPILS.
This is a list for future year 7s with some real advice
-DO NOT BUTTON YOUR BLAZERS. EVER.
-dONT wear your skirt lower than your knees
-Dont have a HUGE BACKPACK
Cons of kevihs:
- You sometimes get weird people walking around the school
- It's in Handsworth (you might get stabbed here)
- The school doesn't have enough money to buy basic supplies even though it is funded a lot. (WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO?)
- Going on the green bus (a dedicated school bus) with the clapped Aston boys
- Aston Boys
- Bitchy snakey girls (there's a lot of them)
Pros of Kevihs
- Your parents can boast about it in front of your relatives
- You probably will end up with majority 7, 8 and 9s on your GCSEs and A levels
- Teachers sometimes actually care
"You go to Kevihs?"
"Yaah"
"You guys must be so fancy. a gRamaR ScHooL"
"Were in the middle of Handsworth fam"
"Yaah"
"You guys must be so fancy. a gRamaR ScHooL"
"Were in the middle of Handsworth fam"
kevihs by Pseudonymous Unsinn January 17, 2020
kelina
Kelina is a girl that is very special in every way she can make you smile but don't get on her bad side for she can make you wish you where never alive she is so beautiful all the guys want her she does not wear much make up for that she is very natural she has a sassy but sweet attitude she will be your best friend kelinas are very hard to find but when you find one you will love her even if you do not know it yet
kelina by Itsyoboiiskinnypenis June 21, 2017
kelissa
An amazing human. Kelissa is a great person to have as a friend. She will make you laugh till you die and is a great person to just sit in silence and watch Dan and Phil videos with. Its hard to let go of her as a friend or girlfriend. She will surprise you with anything about them. Kelissa is the reason I smile.
Girl- I'm sad
Kelissa- Don't worry I'll come over eat food and watch Dan and Phil with you be there in 10.
Girl- Thanks Kelissa
Kelissa- Don't worry I'll come over eat food and watch Dan and Phil with you be there in 10.
Girl- Thanks Kelissa
kelissa by DansBrachiosaurus January 25, 2017
kelise
Kelise Is a funny yet beautiful person.she usually has a attitude but once you get to know her you will love her. She is very active and fun to be around. But she has a temper mess with her and she will make sure you will regret it. She loves animals and enjoys nature.
kelise by random hey May 26, 2015
Kelis
Beautiful , smart , sweet with a little bit of attitude... she's smart athletic outgoing and has a great sense of humor who love to dance and listen to music but please don't cross her the wrong way she will fight you.
Kelis by Mocha K.A.S March 13, 2017
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