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A kelfie (kissing selfie) is a picture, similar to a selfie, of a person holding a camera at arm's length while kissing. This is normally two people kissing, but also includes a person kissing an animal, like a person kissing a horse, a dog, or a cat.
From the top of Half Dome, the couple took a kelfie of their first kiss after becoming engaged to be married.
kelfie by JungleJim54 August 11, 2015
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When you take a selfie with your Australian Kelpie dog.
Millie sat perfectly still so Shane could take a kelfie.
Kelfie by Mythical Vet November 25, 2018
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AKA, Lord of The Mist or The Survivor of Hathsin, Kelsier is a 30-something year old Skaa thief, serial killer, fraudulent impersonator and mass murderer. Who, under the effect of the drugs known as allomantic metals, keeps raving about hope and friendship. He indoctrinated a teenage girl into his gang of outlaws to profit from her abilities i his quest to kill God.
Notable Achievements: Standing face to face with two Gods, and punching one of them; Being literally too angry to die (twice); throwing the land into economic and political chaos by destroying its only source of Atium, a very important part of the economy; Triggerig the literal apocalypse.
Kelsier:"Hey kid, drink this vial full of alcohol and heavy metals. It'll give ya superpowers."
Vin:"Sounds legit."
Kelsier by StormingCrab August 16, 2021
Kelsie is one of the smartest, most beautiful girls you've ever seen. She is smart in school and in life. She stands up for what she believes in but can be shy around big groups or people she doesn't know. She doesn't think she is as pretty as she actually is and will deny it if you mention her appearance. She doesn't go for guys depending on their looks. She cares about what's on the inside. She almost immediately hates anyone (and everyone) that is cocky, selfish, envious, or discriminates. She will help you if you're in need and she absolutely loves animals. She loves all of her friends and isn't afraid to call them out if they lie or do/say something offensive
Person 1: Who is that girl from biology?
Person 2: Oh that's Kelsie. She helped me with the assignment last week. I got an A on my paper.
Person 1: Wow. Smart and beautiful.
Kelsie by Shinymetaltoaster October 12, 2018
Kelsie is the most amazing girl. Ever. She can put a smile on your face even when she doesn't have one on hers. She is the Most beautiful girl ever but she doesn't think so. She's had so many evil things done to her, But she still finds new ways to love people. When you start talking to her, it hurts to stop . You can Literally talk all day and the only real reason you'd actually want to stop is if sleep interrupts you . She's silly and adorable with everything she does .She's one of the best artists you have ever seen. She is Art. Her beauty like shines through her very existence. She is a really great friend and you will always want to hang out with her. She is stupid beautiful and everyone knows it, But for some reason she tries to argue against everyone else. She has more friends than anyone, But can still feel lonely. She hurts alot, But keeps a smile on her face because shes strong . But she hates faking happiness . She has guys left and right falling for her but she chooses the dorkiest kid around. She loves Jesus and Kids, She has a huge heart and shes not afraid to share it with people. She has such greatness even though so many bad things have happened to her, But she tends to not see it. She's so cute . Not just her looks, but her very being is adorable. Shes hard not to love . She is Perfect.
" Bro.. This girl is.. She's Perfect. Like there's nothing i would change about her. "
"Dood. She's a total Kelsie."
Kelsie by PajamaSam. July 23, 2012
A person capable of enduring life’s most difficult and burdensome events and trivial tasks, while still remaining to be a beautiful soul. The woman that can restore a man from ruin, providing him love and unconditional support. The love of my life and future mother to my children.
God, that’s my girl, that’s my sass queen, that’s my kellie.
KELLIE by Jujubrains February 18, 2019
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Kelsie is the best and that most beautiful girl ever. She always there to make you laugh and she is there to make you smile she is a great listener and a greatfriend. She hard to come by and hard to know but you should try to get to know her. She could be mean but really she the smartest, funniest, and cutest person you would want in your life she a keeper she loyal, lovely, and caring I'm glad to have one in my life
Kelsie by Toesuckerdaddy January 13, 2019
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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