Kelck

mean term type of offensive insult to express/describe someone or something

someone dum airheaded type of bitch that think their a good person

Nobody:

Random person: look at those flowers they look so beautiful like you

Random other person: Yes They smell like shat you fucking kelck

by Nottidyinghappybiotchs June 28, 2019

Kecked

A phrase used in the UK when someone pulls your trousers and underpants down, preferably in front of others.

Andrew: *grabs Mikey's pants and pulls down* Kecked!
Mikey: FUCK YOU I'M GOING HOME

by Jaimi October 19, 2007

Kelcium

Better version off Calcium

"Hey Man, have you've been drinking kelcium, because your muscle be vibing doe😳

by Kelcium February 14, 2020

Bolly-kecks

A slang term used to describe a posh/upper middle class woman, e.g - "bolly" referring to the expensive drink Bollinger, and "kecks" referring to knickers.

Ashes to Ashes - Series 1 Episode 1

Gene: Don't be ridiculous Granger, airs and graces this one, - likes a drop of bolly before she gets her knickers off.

(Hence the name Bolly-kecks, used to describe Alex)

by lost in the eighties November 16, 2011

Kelka

The name given to the two podcasters of The Planet Podcast, Elka and KC.

We can't wait for Kelka's new podcast

by Laura The Lesbian February 2, 2008

kecking

To secretly fuck around on tinder while in a relationship.

"hey man how's stuff with Olivia?'
"I don't know man. She's been kind of weird this week. I hope she's not kecking me.

by IDontPullOut September 14, 2017

Kelci

If u be mean to a person called kelci she will probably end up slitting your throat at night so don’t mess with her .

Oh lord she has turned into a kelci

by Danny283)2 April 29, 2019