kelk

small penis.

he has a kelk.

by its lit fam June 20, 2016

Kelk

A bully or a mean person

Sophie, stop being such a Kelk

by annaanana January 03, 2020

kelk fest

a amazing festival held at the village of kelk, on a farm. where only cool people attend to have fun. the word HEMRO originated at kelk fest.

"i got hemro'd kelk fest 06" yer man were jocks!!

john headlam especially enjoyed kelk fest

by timmy headlam May 06, 2007

Kelk

The personification of the ultimate cuteness, as seen in the famous puppy Luna. Also a synonym for Luna dog/god. Other synonyms being Puppies, Eechelstkostka, and Hoses.

She is very kelk!
Let's kelk!
Kelk is the cutest!

by cicmarika August 12, 2018

Kelk

Its when you win

Kasedo: i wish i was k.. i cant even say the word..
Brady: kelk

by Diet Doctor Kelp April 07, 2022

Kelk

When your dick smells good

Hunter: Zane Alfred you're madd kelk today mah boi
Alfred: jej

by Diet Doctor Kelp April 07, 2022