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Kekster

Person with the answer to almost everything. Originated in a growing community.
Person One: Who do you think is the master kekster?
Person Two: Vik, obviously, duh!
by PokemonNo August 4, 2016
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Kekster

Kekster:

Derived from “Kek,” (a variation of "lel", itself a variation of "lol", and seems to have branched to the video game World of Warcraft over the past generations.) It is alternatively a Korean onomatopoeia for laughter written as "kekeke", rooted from ancient rituals of necrophilia or pedophilia of China. The phrase then became associated with the Egyptian deity of the same name. A kekster is a person who is known for luring children and trafficking sex. This came to be during the 1966 A1B Action investigated by the LAPD during a traffic bust operated by El Chapo, as a side operative to shadow money laundering as he was a drug lord. Today, it used used figuratively to describe a creep or an offender of ancient Egyptian/Asian descent.
That old chink man has been following us for a few blocks, I’m worried he’s a kekster.
by watermelon watermelon peanut November 14, 2020
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Kester’s Balls

A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball
Gabriel:”Hey,are you going for the friendly tomorrow?”
Chester:”Nah fam,I got kester’s balls”
by Crayson February 8, 2019
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Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round
She has a khaleesi Keister
by Big Poppa Mills December 8, 2020
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soupy keister

An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.

Diarrhea Butt.
I Can’t just use tissue or a wet wipe, I need to shower to clean this soupy keister.
by Fatman Slim March 2, 2022
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Keistering

To hide or smuggle items in ones anus
Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security
by KC Is A Knob Gobbler April 21, 2009
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keyster

a verb for storing contraband in your rectum, common in prison
“I don’t understand how there’s so much drugs in the prisons. How do they get it all in?” Gemma asked.
“Mostly keystering.”
“What’s that?”
“It’s packed in balloons or condoms. The vistors insert them into their bodies, take them out during the visits and the prisoners insert them into their bodies at visitation. Women visitors have two places they can insert them, and men one. A prisoner who can store a lot inside himself is called a mule. He’ll get paid by the gangs to receive drugs through visitation. Sometimes the packages burst and the mule dies of an overdose or is hospitalised.”
-from Jonsjailjournal
by Shaun Attwood May 14, 2008
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