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Khaleesi Keister

A perfect arse

An arse that defies gravity

Not too big, not too small, not flat, perfectly round
She has a khaleesi Keister

Fassy Kisser 

The definition varies; just ask the holy lord and savior of the Capetian Dynasty and Han Dynasty. It’s the ultimate insult that can only be used every half life and destroys people’s career.
Nick: You are a FASSY KISSER!
Sean: No, Nick you’ve ruined me.
Fassy Kisser by FasseyKISSER632 February 6, 2018

tip kisser 

During the process of giving a blow job and only sucking on the head of the penis without going down the shaft of the penis.
This girl was such a tip kisser, she wasn't even able to suck to the shaft of my cock.
tip kisser by bus2727 May 16, 2011

Ass kisser 

a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks
My co-worker Josh is such an ass kisser
Ass kisser by Kool Mint Flava October 3, 2004

lone kisser 

Someone who loves to have girlfriends but never plans on putting a ring on it anytime soon.
"High School", by Nicki Minaj ft Lil Wayne:
"I tell her make me some money, she tell me make her a wife
I tell her, "Bitch, you crazy."
Fuck wrong with you?
And excuse my french, but I'm a lone kisser"
lone kisser by JustBreathe August 18, 2013

soupy keister 

An anus filled with mushed feces.
Am asshole that was never wiped and is filled with excrement with the consistency of thick soup.

Diarrhea Butt.
I Can’t just use tissue or a wet wipe, I need to shower to clean this soupy keister.
soupy keister by Fatman Slim March 2, 2022