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To achieve success through evil manipulative and cynical ways
Person 1: He befriended those people only to gain from them! Thats how he got the new job!

Person 2: God he is an asshole, he just Keined!
Keine by SHEIJH_ZERO May 24, 2023
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Derived from the German word "keine" meaning none, and the urban term "ups" meaning an ability to jump. In the combined form it means any failure or the state of being a failure.
Person 1: *does something stupid*
Person 2: "You got keine ups!"
keine ups by Lezard Valeth September 1, 2003

Ich habe keine Beine 

A term used to discombobulate the recipient whether or not they type it into google translate.
person1: What is the time
person2: Ich habe keine Beine

person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine
Ich habe keine Beine by ihnen March 1, 2020

Freddi keine Show 

Freddi isn‘t allowed to show off his skills.
Originates from german culture (King Thomas)

Tim Kaine 

Someone who smiles like the grinch, claps like a gorilla, and plays one 'mean' harmonica
"While Bethany was sitting around the campfire with her friends, she thanked her lucky stars that no one brought a Tim Kaine with them on their camping trip."
Tim Kaine by DMGUSA June 24, 2018

Brett Keane 

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.
DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!
Brett Keane by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016