Skip to main content
To Keine is to achieve success through being mean, evil, cynical and etc.
Person 1: He befriended those people only to gain from them, thats how he got the job!

Person 2: What a bastard! I guess he had to Keine his way through.
Keine by SHEIJH_ZERO May 24, 2023
Words you can keep
To achieve success through evil manipulative and cynical ways
Person 1: He befriended those people only to gain from them! Thats how he got the new job!

Person 2: God he is an asshole, he just Keined!
Keine by SHEIJH_ZERO May 24, 2023
Related Words
Derived from the German word "keine" meaning none, and the urban term "ups" meaning an ability to jump. In the combined form it means any failure or the state of being a failure.
Person 1: *does something stupid*
Person 2: "You got keine ups!"
keine ups by Lezard Valeth September 1, 2003

Ich habe keine Beine 

A term used to discombobulate the recipient whether or not they type it into google translate.
person1: What is the time
person2: Ich habe keine Beine

person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine
Ich habe keine Beine by ihnen March 1, 2020

Freddi keine Show 

Freddi isn‘t allowed to show off his skills.
Originates from german culture (King Thomas)

Tim Kaine 

Someone who smiles like the grinch, claps like a gorilla, and plays one 'mean' harmonica
"While Bethany was sitting around the campfire with her friends, she thanked her lucky stars that no one brought a Tim Kaine with them on their camping trip."
Tim Kaine by DMGUSA June 24, 2018

Brett Keane 

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.
DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!
Brett Keane by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
Next