keinel

An amazing guy who will always be there for you whenever you need him. He has the biggest heart and will easily be there for you. He will never hesitate to comfort you and make you feel like you're the center of the universe. He was raised with manners and is the sweetest gentleman you will come across in your lifetime. He is also very handsome and is popular among everyone.

keinel is the best

by John lover June 6, 2019

Get a kennel

A less than polite way to tell a particularly fugly couple to stop making out in public.

Johnny: Dude, check it out! Robin and Dina are getting hot and heavy!
Sam: Aww man, no one wants to see that!! Get a kennel!!

by Ehrris June 4, 2012

kennel up

verb: to return home after a night of being out of control; drunk. a.k.a Get your ass home.
Can be used for either gender;
"Jackie was so drunk last night, that her boyfriend Jason said "I think it is time for you to Kennel Up".

"Jackie was so drunk last night, that her boyfriend Jason said "I think it is time for you to Kennel Up".

Brad was so drunk, Heather looked at him and said "That is your last drink..it is time to kennel up!"

by somamo December 15, 2013

Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

by please don't kill me keitel January 10, 2021

Kernel of Pot

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."

by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

Keitelism

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

by Kaiser Erwin Rommel (Non-nazi) January 12, 2021

Wilhelm keitel

The founder and former owner of the gay club know as the authority a man who clicked on a malware like a idiot and had gay porn on his computer

A faggot: wilhelm Keitel isn't a gay queer with no friends

A Chad Ludushkan: more like kiketel

by Not dripwell August 9, 2021