Keesean is someone who cares about the minor details, and someone you should be proud to be a good friend and family member with. He’s an amazing man, father, son, cousin, boyfriend too! Keesean always comes through when it counts, and cheers people up when they're sick or feeling down. If Keesean’s doesn’t like you, it’s probably because they’re very circled with the people they love, or they have a reason to why they don’t like you. Keesean’s the best at everything he does, whether it’s athletically, academically, and he’s one for the ladies. Keesean’s can keep relationships with girls private or publicly, if he is private, just don’t be surprised if you’re just finding out about Keesean’s relationship 2 years later. He’s very considerate and kind. Can be a little pushover rarely, but still the main in charge. With anyone that has a Keesean in their life, you should be proud. Very Proud. He’s the MVP.

Person 1: I could pull all of these girls in this building right now, I could beat everyone in here at basketball.

Person 2: No you can’t. You’re not a Keesean.

Person 1: I don’t like Keesean
Person 2: Why??
Person 1: What is there to like about Keesean?
Person 2: It’s Keesean!! Literally everything! You even asking that sounds like you’re irrelevant or you’re just mad jealous, that you could never have my Keesean, or even be one of his friends. He’s the best. He’s my best.

Keesean by everyonelovescassondra April 7, 2023

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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