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Keesean is someone who cares about the minor details, and someone you should be proud to be a good friend and family member with. He’s an amazing man, father, son, cousin, boyfriend too! Keesean always comes through when it counts, and cheers people up when they're sick or feeling down. If Keesean’s doesn’t like you, it’s probably because they’re very circled with the people they love, or they have a reason to why they don’t like you. Keesean’s the best at everything he does, whether it’s athletically, academically, and he’s one for the ladies. Keesean’s can keep relationships with girls private or publicly, if he is private, just don’t be surprised if you’re just finding out about Keesean’s relationship 2 years later. He’s very considerate and kind. Can be a little pushover rarely, but still the main in charge. With anyone that has a Keesean in their life, you should be proud. Very Proud. He’s the MVP.
Person 1: I could pull all of these girls in this building right now, I could beat everyone in here at basketball.

Person 2: No you can’t. You’re not a Keesean.

Person 1: I don’t like Keesean
Person 2: Why??
Person 1: What is there to like about Keesean?
Person 2: It’s Keesean!! Literally everything! You even asking that sounds like you’re irrelevant or you’re just mad jealous, that you could never have my Keesean, or even be one of his friends. He’s the best. He’s my best.
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He’s a nice, funny, and chill guy. He usually likes to chill with himself or be with friends. Likes music and be lit. A overall nice and caring dude and anyone would be lucky to be friends with.
Friend : ago kesean what’s up
Kesean : what up! What we doing

Friend: chilling
Kesean by Bella_20639 January 15, 2021
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Beautiful dark skin with a pretty smile and long dick
Damn he got a keysean ass dick
Keysean by Luxurious nigger January 18, 2017
Kesean is a king and all ladies need to treat him right
omg Kesean could be my bae
kesean by Lia_abaddie January 11, 2021
keysean is one of the funniest guys youll ever meet ,he says the most off the wall stuff,and can never sit still he is absolutely hyper and turns everything into a joke. he is also very cute,and likes to lie.
will this kid ever chill,no.he is a total keysean
keysean by scoobydooby89 February 5, 2019
Dark skin with a pretty smile and long dick ❤️
Damn he got a keysean dick aha
Keysean by Luxurious nigger January 18, 2017
johns keisean ruined me
keisean by derek cockers March 9, 2015
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