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The coolest person in the world, funny goofy, and beautiful. Guys are too shy to talk to her because of her intense beauty! She cherishes her friends and they mean the world to her, she is not selfish or self conciented and always puts others before her.

And stuborn....... but we still love her =]
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Person 1: Yo i have the worst friend ever!
Person 2: You need to get yourself a keelena then.
keelena by InjunGirl December 31, 2009
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Keelona • keeona • kellona • Keelana • keelena • Keelon • keevona • kelona • Keylonai • keel owa
A demon of old religion. Rarely are survivors seen and never are they returned to their proper time. This demon brings his victims into his "games" of which survival is the only victory.
Keelon just owned you!
Keelon by Fallen Ranger February 4, 2006
Keeona is the type of person to really try and be there for people, but if she knows the people she is standing up for is fake she'll immediately stop. So, Keeona is a type of person nit to mess with. She could also be quiet at times and keep to herself, so she'll hardly gossip about other people unless sge feels safe and comfortable around the person. She is a very kind, beautiful, smart, and loving person. Her personality is very outgoing too.
Johnny: Hey are you still thinking about asking out that girl keeona?
Mathew: Of course she is perfect in every way and she is definatley my type.
Johhny: Well good luck
Keeona by coochiemandaddy365 November 9, 2020
That girl has a big butt it must be keeona
keeona by Gig it March 5, 2015
Crazy-assed bitch that's actually cool to be around. Terrified of scary movies. A bit of a sociopath, but only in bed. Loves to practice kissing on their neighbor's dog.
Keelana is that crazy mofo sitting right next to me.
Keelana by AandK March 23, 2012
A semi hot girl mostly good for ass grabbing but can be a good kisser
I call dibs on keevonas butt first
keevona by Donny6969 January 3, 2017
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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