She is a very beautiful girl. But she is mean. She as her own act. She knows how to dress. And she is slick funny. If I was you I would get me a Keelona because she is real fine.
The coolest person in the world, funny goofy, and beautiful. Guys are too shy to talk to her because of her intense beauty! She cherishes her friends and they mean the world to her, she is not selfish or self conciented and always puts others before her.
And stuborn....... but we still love her =]
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Person 1: Yo i have the worst friend ever!
Person 2: You need to get yourself a keelena then.
A demon of old religion. Rarely are survivors seen and never are they returned to their proper time. This demon brings his victims into his "games" of which survival is the only victory.
Keeona is the type of person to really try and be there for people, but if she knows the people she is standing up for is fake she'll immediately stop. So, Keeona is a type of person nit to mess with. She could also be quiet at times and keep to herself, so she'll hardly gossip about other people unless sge feels safe and comfortable around the person. She is a very kind, beautiful, smart, and loving person. Her personality is very outgoing too.
Johnny: Hey are you still thinking about asking out that girl keeona?
Mathew: Of course she is perfect in every way and she is definatley my type.
Johhny: Well good luck
Crazy-assed bitch that's actually cool to be around. Terrified of scary movies. A bit of a sociopath, but only in bed. Loves to practice kissing on their neighbor's dog.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.