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Keegals- the excercise done to tighten ones vagina. The action of squeezing and releasing the vaginal muscles
Bob: for fuck sakes Martha your looser then a hump back whale. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hall way
Martha: fuck you bob! Your just a stupid Jabroni!
Bob: God damnit Martha just do your Keegals!
Keegals by TheNorthern88 January 5, 2017
t's when you clench your vagina and unclench
Im doing some keegles
keegles by corona1 January 8, 2010

keegalicious

The most amazing bad-ass in the world - ever. Normally defined as a; bad-ass, gnarly, amazing, sick.
Yo, this is so keegalicious, its sick.
Yo that kid is so keegalicious, his name must be Keegan.
Bro, this is so bad-ass, its almost keegalicious.
keegalicious by brohamadacious March 26, 2010

Keeglizzyspamsyou 

Keeglizzyspamsyou is one of the top 50 greatest spam pages of all time. One of the most diverse and underrated spams on instagram. You can never get enough of glizzy.
"Lmaoo bruh look what keeglizzyspamsyou just posted, she stupid asf."
Keeglizzyspamsyou by spampages October 19, 2020
The possibilty of increasing a womans chance to have an orgasm by performing the keegal excersise. The excersise strengthens the PC muscle around the vagina. Contract the muscle hold it for a few secs then relax it, repeat.
Butters- Sandy Keegal again..
Sandy- mmmmmmm!..
Chris- i wish i could keegal :(
Keegal by Butters December 28, 2004
Keagile is someone who builds mental, physical and emotional foundations not just for himself, but for others as well.
Besides all that, this man knows how to do a variety of things, including those that pleasure others...

Finding this one of a kind man is a difficult task, but if you do, you've hit the jackpot ladies. Don't let that opportunity slip
Keagile is one of the best people I've ever met, and he's good at a bunch of other things too
Keagile by Keagile November 22, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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