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Keenile Penis Predictor 

Predicting the size, shape and cheese content of a persons penis
Im a Keenile Penis Predictor and i bet that bloke over there has a really short and fat penis with cheese dripping off the end
Keenile Penis Predictor by Emily January 26, 2006
A kenilee is a smart guy who doesn't look like he is, whole being a good looking guy he also knows what's happening around him. All of his friends love him just becuase they know he is at their side. Whenever his friends are upset and he isn't told, he knows and straight away goes to see if they are ok. He is very loyal to his friends. If you ever meet a kenilee you won't regret it.
Wow he is so kind. He must be a kenilee
Kenilee by James holder green April 14, 2019

Keeniest 

to be sexy/cool as fuck.
Nicole is the keeniest person alive. All the girls want Andrew because he is the keeniest guy we know!
Keeniest by Keeniest Man Alive October 3, 2005
Derogatory term. Derived from the verb 'to be keen'. Usually a schoolphrase,it's a person who is desperate to get things right. Note, not necessarily a clever person, just someone who sits at the front of class and kisses the teachers ass and wants to know everything. Note, not a snobby or smartie-pants. Just a really big keenie. Can also be adapted into the adjective 'keenified' By the way, just call people it because it makes them cry. No seriously, its a general mick take in the playground, not very offensive.
'Hahaha, you asked for extra homework you keeeenie'
'You are so keenified, you just finished your work first'
keenie by Lydia (Lid-Dee-Ah) December 8, 2004
a name for a strong man making girls wet
kennile made me wet last night.
kennile by kennile November 14, 2017
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keenie by Dongyafong September 27, 2022
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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