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Keenile Penis Predictor 

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Predicting the size, shape and cheese content of a persons penis
Im a Keenile Penis Predictor and i bet that bloke over there has a really short and fat penis with cheese dripping off the end
Keenile Penis Predictor by Emily January 26, 2006

Kenilee 

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A kenilee is a smart guy who doesn't look like he is, whole being a good looking guy he also knows what's happening around him. All of his friends love him just becuase they know he is at their side. Whenever his friends are upset and he isn't told, he knows and straight away goes to see if they are ok. He is very loyal to his friends. If you ever meet a kenilee you won't regret it.
Wow he is so kind. He must be a kenilee
Kenilee by James holder green April 14, 2019

Keeniest 

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Nicole is the keeniest person alive. All the girls want Andrew because he is the keeniest guy we know!
Keeniest by Keeniest Man Alive October 3, 2005

keenie 

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Derogatory term. Derived from the verb 'to be keen'. Usually a schoolphrase,it's a person who is desperate to get things right. Note, not necessarily a clever person, just someone who sits at the front of class and kisses the teachers ass and wants to know everything. Note, not a snobby or smartie-pants. Just a really big keenie. Can also be adapted into the adjective 'keenified' By the way, just call people it because it makes them cry. No seriously, its a general mick take in the playground, not very offensive.
'Hahaha, you asked for extra homework you keeeenie'
'You are so keenified, you just finished your work first'
keenie by Lydia (Lid-Dee-Ah) December 8, 2004

kennile

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a name for a strong man making girls wet
kennile made me wet last night.
kennile by kennile November 14, 2017

keenie 

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keenie by Dongyafong September 27, 2022
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Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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