Keegals 

Keegals- the excercise done to tighten ones vagina. The action of squeezing and releasing the vaginal muscles

Bob: for fuck sakes Martha your looser then a hump back whale. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hall way
Martha: fuck you bob! Your just a stupid Jabroni!
Bob: God damnit Martha just do your Keegals!

Keegals by TheNorthern88 January 5, 2017

Keegasm 

A super saiyan orgasm. Only a true Keegan could cause a woman to experience this.

Keegan: "Dude, I totally gave my wife a Keegasm last night! She almost exploded!"

Dude: "Whoa."

Keegasm by Gengarqt October 14, 2011

keegalicious

The most amazing bad-ass in the world - ever. Normally defined as a; bad-ass, gnarly, amazing, sick.

Yo, this is so keegalicious, its sick.
Yo that kid is so keegalicious, his name must be Keegan.
Bro, this is so bad-ass, its almost keegalicious.

keegalicious by brohamadacious March 26, 2010

Keegans Irish Hammer 

A very large penis which the girls know by,"Keegans Irish Hammer"

"Yo, did you hear about Keegans Irish Hammer.I heard its so big it can hammer a spike into a board!"

Keegans Irish Hammer by Keeganshammer October 18, 2008

Keegasus 

Keegasus is a norwegian expression for a small group of individuals, who knows how to go crazy and have fun.

Keegasus is an expression filled with positive vibrations and lots of good times. If you have become a "keegasus", you have earned it and shall wear it with honour.

"Keegasus"-guys spreads laughter, happiness, love and awesomeness! That's why Norwegians associate Keegasus with all the good things in world, and loves to party with them!

They know how to bring the ceiling down! And then up again

Example 1.
Damn mr. Superman, after saving all those lives. You are a real Keegasus

Example 2.
WOOW, INSANE RAVE, PARTY FACTOR 10 000, NAKED CHICKS, THIS IS THE LIFE OG A KEEGASUS!

Keegasus by Holowl September 26, 2010

Keegal 

The possibilty of increasing a womans chance to have an orgasm by performing the keegal excersise. The excersise strengthens the PC muscle around the vagina. Contract the muscle hold it for a few secs then relax it, repeat.

Butters- Sandy Keegal again..
Sandy- mmmmmmm!..
Chris- i wish i could keegal :(

Keegal by Butters December 28, 2004

Keegal 

The opposite of the majestic eagle

Found in the depths of their dad's basement or with that drug dealer nobody wants to hang out with.
The Keegal aims to please no one but themselves as they believe that the world owes them everything but does nothing in return. After receiving gifts or items they will give negative feedback on why they did not enjoy the gift they received.

The Keegal finds interest in video games, anime, or other devices to avoid tasks such as work, school, and exercise. They will often learn a different language so they can talk like a weeboo or a wexican in front of their friends.

The keegal does not search for work as it is often given to them by friends or the drug dealer. When the keegal receives their pay they will spend all of it on toys or video games to brag to friends. The keegal does not keep their job long as they become lazy and goof off task; usually found smoking playing on their phone.

The keegal is also known as the weasel as they will gossip to friends about other friends until drama inflicts. The keegal will than watch in fulfillment as the drama develops.

The drug dealer will call upon the keegal for company when no one wants to hang out with the drug dealer or fuck his on/off girlfriend. The drug dealer offers the Keegal food, drugs, cigarettes, and video games for odd jobs until the drug dealer kicks the keegal out when they become irritable or clingy.

Person 1: who's that guy picking peanuts out of poop?
Person 2: oh that's (name here). He's a "keegal".
Person 1: eww gross
Keegal: bake

Weeboowexicanloserweaselkeegal

Keegal by Shitdisturber May 15, 2016