The opposite of the majestic eagle
Found in the depths of their dad's basement or with that drug dealer nobody wants to hang out with.
The Keegal aims to please no one but themselves as they believe that the world owes them everything but does nothing in return. After receiving gifts or items they
will give negative feedback on why they did not enjoy the gift they received.
The Keegal finds interest in video games,
anime, or other devices to avoid tasks such as work,
school, and exercise. They
will often learn a different language so they can talk like a weeboo or a wexican in front of their
friends.
The keegal does not search for work as it is often given to them by
friends or the drug dealer. When the keegal receives their pay they
will spend all of it on toys or video games to brag to friends. The keegal does not keep their job long as they become lazy and goof off task; usually found smoking playing on their phone.
The keegal is also known as the weasel as they
will gossip to friends about other friends until drama inflicts. The keegal
will than watch in fulfillment as the drama develops.
The drug dealer
will call upon the keegal for company when no one wants to hang out with the drug dealer or fuck his on/off girlfriend. The drug dealer offers the Keegal food, drugs, cigarettes, and video games for odd jobs until the drug dealer kicks the keegal out when they become irritable or clingy.
