Keegal 

The possibilty of increasing a womans chance to have an orgasm by performing the keegal excersise. The excersise strengthens the PC muscle around the vagina. Contract the muscle hold it for a few secs then relax it, repeat.

Butters- Sandy Keegal again..
Sandy- mmmmmmm!..
Chris- i wish i could keegal :(

Keegal by Butters December 28, 2004

Keegal 

The opposite of the majestic eagle

Found in the depths of their dad's basement or with that drug dealer nobody wants to hang out with.
The Keegal aims to please no one but themselves as they believe that the world owes them everything but does nothing in return. After receiving gifts or items they will give negative feedback on why they did not enjoy the gift they received.

The Keegal finds interest in video games, anime, or other devices to avoid tasks such as work, school, and exercise. They will often learn a different language so they can talk like a weeboo or a wexican in front of their friends.

The keegal does not search for work as it is often given to them by friends or the drug dealer. When the keegal receives their pay they will spend all of it on toys or video games to brag to friends. The keegal does not keep their job long as they become lazy and goof off task; usually found smoking playing on their phone.

The keegal is also known as the weasel as they will gossip to friends about other friends until drama inflicts. The keegal will than watch in fulfillment as the drama develops.

The drug dealer will call upon the keegal for company when no one wants to hang out with the drug dealer or fuck his on/off girlfriend. The drug dealer offers the Keegal food, drugs, cigarettes, and video games for odd jobs until the drug dealer kicks the keegal out when they become irritable or clingy.

Person 1: who's that guy picking peanuts out of poop?
Person 2: oh that's (name here). He's a "keegal".
Person 1: eww gross
Keegal: bake

Weeboowexicanloserweaselkeegal

Keegal by Shitdisturber May 15, 2016

Keegan Allen 

AKA the best abs on television. Best known for his role as bad boy Toby Cavanaugh on ABC's Pretty Little Liars. One half of the amazing couple, Spoby.

What did you think of the latest episode of Pretty Little Liars?

It was amazing, Keegan Allen took my breath away. Did you catch those abs?

Keegan Allen by makehimmine November 10, 2011

Keegan Murphy 

A fucking god. Who people will look up to. He is the greatest human to ever exist.

Bro that guy is god like, just like Keegan Murphy

Keegan Murphy by boom1919 April 15, 2019

Chief Keegan 

A term used to describe urinating in one's back garden, preferably from the back door.

1. "I'm going for a Chief Keegan!"
2. "Are we allowed Chief Keegan in this house?"

Chief Keegan by chubbylover87 November 15, 2011

kegaling 

When u are having sex and u contract ur walls , it's called kegaling.

While we were having sex , I was kegaling him and he asked if I had a hand down there grabbing him

kegaling by Simply Iyah July 2, 2017

Keegan Vance 

Keegan Vance is a man, although his looks will fool you. He looks like a man although looks as though he hasn't hit puberty. Keegan Vance has a nerdy look and typically has glasses, he probably was bullied as a child which results in him bullying kids. Keegan Vance could play nice although decides his anger to get the best of him. He acts like a child and has a lot of anger controlling issues. Keegan Vance is usually unathletic and spends most of his days doing academic studies and other things to keep him busy. He typically will have nothing to do because he does not have many social interactions and has no friends of his own age. Keegan Vance is usually the man who sits with younger kids for lunch. Keegan Vance is also quite fat and is just a general asshole. Good luck to someone marrying a Keegan Vance.

That Keegan Vance should just quit.

Keegan Vance by imbrutallyhonestandimsorry February 27, 2019