Keaqes 

He is a person that is a cube. Or simply a cube head

keaqes is cube

Keaqes by cubic squad March 26, 2023

Monty Keates 

A tiktoker star, that constantly gets bullied by Kyeets gc

monty keates: HEYYYY

meuh: stfu
saira: stop yelling

Monty Keates by loocy; September 8, 2020

keates 

Verb. The act of vomiting in a pub in front of everybody, especially when one of the onlookers is an attractive barmaid who then has to mop up after you.

I was out last night and ended up doing a keates in O'Neills.

keates by Spazmong November 12, 2004

Keates 

Another word for Wanker. To Keates is basically to Wank.

Johns gone for a Keates
"That boys a Keates"

Keates by Repta777 August 3, 2009

Keates Jib 

When you put a wad of chewing tobacco in your mouth and turn out the lights. When your girl is going down on you, you pull the chew out of your mouth and put it between your middle and index finger in a hook shape and put the hook shaped fingers into her mouth, thereby having the chewing tobacco go in her mouth and you hooked her like a fishing jib. The chewing tobacco is essentially bait at this point.

“Man last night Darqueesha was giving me some but used teeth that bitch wanna use teeth I Keates Jibbed her now she’s my little toaster strudel.”

Keates Jib by Tommygungungunner September 12, 2019

Keatesball 

The awful form of hoofball used by Dean Keates when he manages teams and inevitably gets sacked before being brought back.

I'm sick of watching Keatesball every Saturday!

Keatesball by TarikAtakan April 13, 2021

keades_hairclip 

An amazing tiktoker who makes stupid cosplay videos <3

“keades_hairclip is like the best person on the planet”

keades_hairclip by Hearts4UrMom June 30, 2022