Kayoos
Kayoos is a being, a god, who has the fattest cock in all of existence. His cock is so big, it makes an elephant want to kill tislef. His ass is also so fucking juicy it's mad fam, you just wanna hot dog his fine ass. Cumslut
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Butney Kaboose by Heisenberg96 December 2, 2019
kadoosh
Captain Super Roidrage:
"Dr. Z, you're such a hobbit, get some Rogaine and call it a night. Kadoosh!"
"Dr. Z, you're such a hobbit, get some Rogaine and call it a night. Kadoosh!"
kadoosh by Speedy Red Cardinal April 26, 2009
Kakoos
Kakoos is a South Indian word that means toilet, in Malayalam, Tamil and Kannada. Also is used as a slang for bullshit. Today the usage of this word "Kakoos" is popular among people, predominantly urban youth and some cocky oldies, who wish to add a cool quotient to their vocabulary. It's the next big thing after Bollocks.
few examples of popular usage.
1. "I will not take your kakoos".
2. "Don't give me Kakoos".
3. "You are full of Kakoos"
4. "You are Kakoosing me".
1. "I will not take your kakoos".
2. "Don't give me Kakoos".
3. "You are full of Kakoos"
4. "You are Kakoosing me".
Kakoos by Sasi Maharaj, Travancore. January 19, 2010
karooskurk
Afrikaans word : A person that rapes a blind and mute person, and breaks their fingers afterwards so that the blind / mute person cannot testify in court using sign language.
That karooskurk deserves the death penalty.
karooskurk by Mojay187 October 14, 2016
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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