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Kayoos is a being, a god, who has the fattest cock in all of existence. His cock is so big, it makes an elephant want to kill tislef. His ass is also so fucking juicy it's mad fam, you just wanna hot dog his fine ass. Cumslut
man 1: I was just talking to Kayoos!
Man 2: Kayoos? He's got the fatetst cock ever! i'd love to shove my dick between thoxe cheeks! Greatst fucking femboy ever! god I'd love to gag on those balls!
Kayoos by notkayoos July 10, 2022
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A form of nachos that included guacamole, refried beans and real Mexican cheese on tortillas. Served at the now-closed, apocryphal Chicago Rogers Park Mexican restaurant La Choza, on Paulina, by the Howard Street El tracks, in the 1970s.
We used to love the kamoosh nachos at La Choza's restaurant in Rogers Park.
Kamoosh by YabbiYum November 5, 2016
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Another form of cutie usually used to butter up someone.
- Oh God! You're such a kayootie ! ^-^
Kayootie by Irksome December 24, 2014

Butney Kaboose 

A person with severe acne on their buttocks who is also a Krusty Masoose
That boy is such a “Butney Kaboose
Butney Kaboose by Heisenberg96 December 2, 2019
An exclamation of victory or superiority . . . in other words complete pownage.
Captain Super Roidrage:
"Dr. Z, you're such a hobbit, get some Rogaine and call it a night. Kadoosh!"
kadoosh by Speedy Red Cardinal April 26, 2009
Kakoos is a South Indian word that means toilet, in Malayalam, Tamil and Kannada. Also is used as a slang for bullshit. Today the usage of this word "Kakoos" is popular among people, predominantly urban youth and some cocky oldies, who wish to add a cool quotient to their vocabulary. It's the next big thing after Bollocks.
few examples of popular usage.
1. "I will not take your kakoos".
2. "Don't give me Kakoos".
3. "You are full of Kakoos"
4. "You are Kakoosing me".
Kakoos by Sasi Maharaj, Travancore. January 19, 2010

karooskurk 

Afrikaans word : A person that rapes a blind and mute person, and breaks their fingers afterwards so that the blind / mute person cannot testify in court using sign language.
That karooskurk deserves the death penalty.
karooskurk by Mojay187 October 14, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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