A tall and somewhat intimidating creature. The Katootie is often found smelling of coffee beans and stale urine. When encountering a Katootie remain calm and under all circumstances do not attmept to tickle. Tickling will only bring out the worst in this wild animal, often resulting in broken limbs and bruised appendages.
The Katootie approached with a distinct lack of stability and balance, loud and offensive words poured from it's mouth.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.