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kafooster by Paul Kusinitz January 23, 2003

f@@kwoostered 

v.

to be shamefully cast down into the lowest depths of society
That kid was such a pain in class, bothering everyone and thinking he's the greatest thing ever, until the teacher finally had enough of it and f@@kwoostered him in front of the whole class. Now he just sists there quietly to himself.
f@@kwoostered by NBF User November 18, 2005

kanooter valve 

Is a made up car part so you can lie to your wife,girlfriend,side chick about your vehical breaking down.
Wife: hunny why didnt you come home earlier
Husband : The kanooter valve busted.
kanooter valve by lilsauce September 13, 2016

Kasposterous 

Man my browser is having a Kasposterous day today.
Kasposterous by notarealperson52 February 23, 2010

kloosterman

Coolest person in the entire world. Also goes by kloo.
That kloosterman!
kloosterman by KDOG July 19, 2012

kanooter valve 

In the fire service, this a small, hard to find,nearly invisible piece found on the engine or tactical, usually near the hose stretcher.
You better find that kanooter valve by lunch time.
kanooter valve by firefightress September 25, 2009
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