Kaudas Kaudas 

When you you accidentally want to scream cool and dads at the same time

Honey we are going to disney land! Kaudas Kaudas!!!

Kaudas Kaudas by mymy5108 May 22, 2019

natas kaupas 

Late 80's street skate legend, father of modern street skate. First skater to grind a handrail with the Gonz. Big ollies. Style. Surfer hairdo.

Edgar Kausel loves Natas, it's his all-time favourite sk8ter...

natas kaupas by mute October 7, 2003

Klaudas Day 

Klaudas Day is a day celebrated on the 18th of October every year which commemorates and celebrates anyone named Klaudas. This can include buying Lithuanian goods and gifting them to people named Klaudas, as well as tending to call many things seen on the day as Soviet. Cards with pictures of Lithuania, (including the Curonian Spit) are also handed to anyone named Klaudas with a positive message written neatly inside. Klaudas Day also has a remembrance day on the 6th of November each year, where friends gather together and reminisce the beautiful and happy times shared on the Klaudas Day of the previous month (as this is the OG Klaudas’ birthday). This event was started when Joe and John graffitied the whiteboard and door in W10.

(Joe is an individual that orders plain at Nandos and cannot finish the meal due to it being too spicy)

Yoooo! It’s the 18th of October! You know what that means! It’s finally Klaudas Day!

Joe - Whats your favourite time of year? I like Easter a lot tbh but my favourite time of year has to be Christmas.
Vladimir - Are you serious!? My favourite time of year is Klaudas Day! I wait all year just to celebrate it!

- Things that are appropriate to say on Klaudas Day -

“Bro did you see that old school build?? There was some Soviet window tiles round the back where we did our Shelving Practical.”
“Literally look at these yellow bathroom tiles these must date back to 1917”

Klaudas Day by KlaudasDayLover69 March 6, 2021

Kaunas 

The second biggest city in Lithuania. It was a temporary capital for some time.

Vilnius is the capital, and Kaunas is the second.

Kaunas by Vardas September 5, 2004

Kandas 

Kandas' are known for their love of unicorns and for having a good time. A Kandas is likely to have good fashion. They are also known for secretly driving the men crazy, and not so secretly the ladies. Kandas' are wild and love to party, and can come up with a good retort to anything. Kandas can be your best friend whether they are 5 inches or 500 miles away from you. A Kandas is like a dog. Bitchy, but loyal when needed. It's been told they hate to be called Canada. Kandas' are near extinct, so if you find one, they are considered to be a 'lucky star'.

" Whoa dude, did you see that Kandas over there? Quick! Meet her and you'll get lucky!"

Kandas by CopperRoses January 1, 2012

Kaunas 

Kaunas is Lithuania’s second largest city. Known for its terrible roads and zalgiris basketball team. Whenever you are not careful there you will be robbed by a group of “marozai” wearing abidas tracksuit.

“Kaunas is cool”
“Yeah but be careful of marozai and potholes in road”

Kaunas by Mazzaleena November 3, 2020

Kludas

A molecular being of dark skin and great mass. This type of person wears glasses and has a unibrow. Due to this beings high hydrochloric acid levels concentrated at his penile extension, he goes and talks to everybody he sees, even if he’s unwanted he sticks to any group of people he sees. This being thinks of himself as the god of tits and wine and would even reject the prettiest girl due to his high standards. He is often called a sex god and the sexiest shit alive as a joke, and due to his low iq level, he takes it all seriously.

Individual 1: Oh no kludas is here again, what should we do?

Individual 2: Buka re kluda

-A phrase commonly ushered to him, meaning shut up, but in a fancy way.

Kludas by Maurice from Albania May 2, 2018