Kandas

Kandas' are known for their love of unicorns and for having a good time. A Kandas is likely to have good fashion. They are also known for secretly driving the men crazy, and not so secretly the ladies. Kandas' are wild and love to party, and can come up with a good retort to anything. Kandas can be your best friend whether they are 5 inches or 500 miles away from you. A Kandas is like a dog. Bitchy, but loyal when needed. It's been told they hate to be called Canada. Kandas' are near extinct, so if you find one, they are considered to be a 'lucky star'.

" Whoa dude, did you see that Kandas over there? Quick! Meet her and you'll get lucky!"

by CopperRoses January 1, 2012

Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas

Lynn is as flat as Kansas

by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn May 18, 2023

Kardashian

Annoying phenomenon.

We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.

by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021

Gatis Kandis

The YouTuber that will soon conquer the scene with his amazing tutorial videos like "How to Climb Over the Fence", "How to Hide From Your Fish", and "How to Impress the Girls". He is set to gain over 100 million subscribers by 2020, and will soon overtake PewDiePie and T-Series in the race for the new YouTube play button. His tutorials educate billions around the world, and will soon spread to other parts of the universe. With his videos. we will soon be able to accomplish anything. Truly the definition of a god, and is up there along with Tongo, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and The Floundering Fish. A Latvian man everyone should truly respect, subscribe to, and click the bell for notifications.

Woah! Gatis Kandis is so cool! I wanna be like him when I grow up! He teaches me so much!

by a nub November 7, 2018

Kansas Tornado

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.

My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"

by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

kardashianism

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.

After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.

by Stewardess14 May 10, 2014

The Kardashians

Every type of cancer.

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"

by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016