Kludas

A molecular being of dark skin and great mass. This type of person wears glasses and has a unibrow. Due to this beings high hydrochloric acid levels concentrated at his penile extension, he goes and talks to everybody he sees, even if he’s unwanted he sticks to any group of people he sees. This being thinks of himself as the god of tits and wine and would even reject the prettiest girl due to his high standards. He is often called a sex god and the sexiest shit alive as a joke, and due to his low iq level, he takes it all seriously.

Individual 1: Oh no kludas is here again, what should we do?

Individual 2: Buka re kluda

-A phrase commonly ushered to him, meaning shut up, but in a fancy way.

Kludas by Maurice from Albania May 2, 2018

Yamete kudasai

Literally means "Please Stop" in japanese. And these "UwU" girls think this is a sexual word. Lmao now i remember my uwu phase in 2018.

Man: *touches girl uncomfortably*
Girl: Yamete kudasai! Im a minor..

Yamete kudasai by N3K0-! July 8, 2021

Klaudas Day 

Klaudas Day is a day celebrated on the 18th of October every year which commemorates and celebrates anyone named Klaudas. This can include buying Lithuanian goods and gifting them to people named Klaudas, as well as tending to call many things seen on the day as Soviet. Cards with pictures of Lithuania, (including the Curonian Spit) are also handed to anyone named Klaudas with a positive message written neatly inside. Klaudas Day also has a remembrance day on the 6th of November each year, where friends gather together and reminisce the beautiful and happy times shared on the Klaudas Day of the previous month (as this is the OG Klaudas’ birthday). This event was started when Joe and John graffitied the whiteboard and door in W10.

(Joe is an individual that orders plain at Nandos and cannot finish the meal due to it being too spicy)

Yoooo! It’s the 18th of October! You know what that means! It’s finally Klaudas Day!

Joe - Whats your favourite time of year? I like Easter a lot tbh but my favourite time of year has to be Christmas.
Vladimir - Are you serious!? My favourite time of year is Klaudas Day! I wait all year just to celebrate it!

- Things that are appropriate to say on Klaudas Day -

“Bro did you see that old school build?? There was some Soviet window tiles round the back where we did our Shelving Practical.”
“Literally look at these yellow bathroom tiles these must date back to 1917”

Klaudas Day by KlaudasDayLover69 March 6, 2021

Yamete Kudasai

The thing anime girls say in hentai.

Anime girl: iya, soko janakute , o nīchan, YAMETE KUDASAI~

Yamete Kudasai by NickNamed October 1, 2020

Yamete kudasai

“Yamete kudasai” means Please stop it in Japanese. It is used by UwU girls making it a sexual thing. Usually these people are annoying and try to get attention.

UwU girl:“Yamete kudasai”
Man: I’ll fucking kill you

Yamete kudasai by Restoredbox May 23, 2022

yamete kudasai

Yamete kudasai usually means something along the lines of, please stop it. can usaly be heard in anime when female human creatures are mating with male human creatures.

No not there! That place is highly restricted for public view! no! please! YAMETE KUDASAI!

yamete kudasai by ARandomghumanbeing December 2, 2017

kludark 

if a mans testicles hang lowere than their penis they are known as a kludark. thus assuming they have a tiny weiner

Girl: was he good?

Other Girl: well he was a kludark
Girl: Tiny Penis?, Damn

kludark by shewiw July 6, 2010