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Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas
Lynn is as flat as Kansas

kalsarikännit 

Drinking by yourself at your house in your underwear with no intention of going out
I'm gonna kalsarikännit at home tonight
kalsarikännit by kick-X July 18, 2015

Kasane Teto 

an utau, most well known. she chimera doe.
she is also recognized by crypton yaya
"I love Kasane teto!!"
Kasane Teto by peeepe November 8, 2020

Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

Kasandra 

shes beautiful,sexy,has the softest skin.Can melt your heart when she smiles.Don't lose her,keep her.Shes very special,she has the cutest smile.She gives you butterflies.Don't flirt with another girl if u like her or you will lose her.She can be a badass,a bitch,but she can be very kind.She always puts people first.Shes very emotional she might smile alot but shes hurt inside.Don't break her.She has beautiful long hair.All the guys fall inlove with her.If u pay attention you will see other guys flirting with her or trying to look at her or be next to her,so take her before shes someones.Shes the most beautiful girl you will see.She has the greatest style.She can be a bitch if you hurt her or if you are mean to her tho.Don't get on her bad side.If you had to choose between her and someone else pick her.She doesn't think shes beautiful,so many people say to her but she doesn't believe it.She also doesn't know why guys love her.
A:you're beautiful
Kasandra:no i am not
Kasandra by Btsloverforever September 29, 2018
When you want to have a full time job but don't like working full time hours so you dump one day a week always on a Monday or a Friday!
My buddy is in town on Friday so I'm going have to pull a kasa !
kasa by Bigrow May 15, 2016
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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