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Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas
Lynn is as flat as Kansas

kalsarikännit 

Drinking by yourself at your house in your underwear with no intention of going out
I'm gonna kalsarikännit at home tonight
kalsarikännit by kick-X July 18, 2015

Kasane Teto 

an utau, most well known. she chimera doe.
she is also recognized by crypton yaya
"I love Kasane teto!!"
Kasane Teto by peeepe November 8, 2020

Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

Kasandra 

shes beautiful,sexy,has the softest skin.Can melt your heart when she smiles.Don't lose her,keep her.Shes very special,she has the cutest smile.She gives you butterflies.Don't flirt with another girl if u like her or you will lose her.She can be a badass,a bitch,but she can be very kind.She always puts people first.Shes very emotional she might smile alot but shes hurt inside.Don't break her.She has beautiful long hair.All the guys fall inlove with her.If u pay attention you will see other guys flirting with her or trying to look at her or be next to her,so take her before shes someones.Shes the most beautiful girl you will see.She has the greatest style.She can be a bitch if you hurt her or if you are mean to her tho.Don't get on her bad side.If you had to choose between her and someone else pick her.She doesn't think shes beautiful,so many people say to her but she doesn't believe it.She also doesn't know why guys love her.
A:you're beautiful
Kasandra:no i am not
Kasandra by Btsloverforever September 29, 2018
When you want to have a full time job but don't like working full time hours so you dump one day a week always on a Monday or a Friday!
My buddy is in town on Friday so I'm going have to pull a kasa !
kasa by Bigrow May 15, 2016
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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