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A lesbian who is attracted to girls with peircings and tattoos.
Hey man, look at that kastner, what a big lesbian.
kastner by cookie jarvis March 20, 2004
Words you can keep
Kastners are good, besides L, L Kastner is terrible.
Kastners are independent and serious.
But the animatronics get a little bit qUiRkY at night yk?
Kastners have anger issues
Kastners kinda suck
Kastners will take over the world
Kastners are mean fifth grade teachers who take your self esteem till may
“Is that a Kastner?”
“I think it is…”
“Could it be?”
“MRS. KASTNER!?”
OH MY GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Kastner by BBQofTheBACONBURGERS August 16, 2024
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Bradley Kastner 

A certified Father who looks like real life Santa-Claus and zero skill with women. Instead of actually showing us how to use the machines, he talks about fishing and how he killed your pet dog last week.
That's Bradley Kastner, he is definitely a real DILF
Kaster is a person who is loyal to his friends

And wants to try to be friends with everyone
He sometimes helps people with their
Problems and is respectful to others.
Guy#1:Oh damn she got knocked out Kaster can
You help us carry her inside

Kaster:Yeah if its for somebody knocked out I'll help
Kaster by Blueboy4619 August 6, 2018

kasterix 

Extremely cynical and verging on disturbed... Should not be around children, naked flames or pregnent woman
kasterix by A concerned citizen June 10, 2004
A person who tries to be a buket in xp.
Wow that kaster has been trying to get more xp than a buket for years.
kaster by Runskip May 11, 2008

Kastneric 

I can't believe how kastneric Jason acted at the party the other night, it isn't like him.
Kastneric by TapSnaporNap January 6, 2022
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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