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Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.
Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”
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kasler • Kasle • kasley • kailey • kale • Kailee • Kalea • Kaelen • Kaeleigh • kailen
Kalea is a girl with a crazy, weird, and overall goofy personality! Kalea loves to socialize, make friends, and hang out. She’s basically a social butterfly. She enjoys hanging out with other friends who have the same goofy personality as her. She is always joking around and making her peers have a good laugh. Many people enjoy being around Kalea, but at the same time there are a lot of people who hate her. Despite the hate she gets from some people, Kalea doesn’t care because she is generally a very carefree person. She doesn’t let anything get to her. She just keeps on smiling! Kalea is also a very popular girl who has friends almost anywhere she goes. Kalea always keeps her grades up and is very responsible and trustworthy. She usually likes to keep away from the boys because they aren’t worth her time. Kalea is also mean sometimes but she never intends to hurt anyone, she’s just messing around! But she’s also very kind, giving, sympathetic, and thoughtful. She’s the type of girl who will always be willing to hang out on the weekends, give you presents on your birthday, and be there for you when you’re sad. Anyone named Kalea is a very rare person to find. If you come across a Kalea, be her friend and cherish your relationship with her. You don’t wanna lose Kalea because that would be a horrible mistake. Kalea is one of the most unique people in the world so if you lose her, you’re going to miss out on a lot of memories, laughs, and fun!
Kalea is the craziest girl I’ve ever met!

Kalea is really nice to me!

Kalea is one of the most hilarious people in the world!

Kalea is always making me laugh!
Kalea by 💞💍 November 27, 2018
a super sweat,beautiful and understanding girl she always has a smile and knows how to make a guys day.
I'm going to talk to Kaileen
Kaileen by v8lb1069 August 17, 2014

Kaeslermeters 

Always longer in distance then a kilometer. Greater than one kilometer but less than two.
That half marathon was actually 27km, must of been measured in Kaeslermeters
Kaeslermeters by USWA April 7, 2019
Kalea is a good looking girl. She is very smart. Kalea loves all her friends. Kalea is a very weird and funny person everyone wants to be around her. She is okay with a lot of things. Kalea likes to defend her friends. Kalea is also a very sporty person. Kalea is an amazingly wonderful girl.
Kalea is a person that brings joy to others.
Kalea by BMSBaller January 13, 2015
Kailey is one of a kind. She marches to the beat of her own drum (not a follower) She's the athletic type. Kailey is also the brilliant person but what comes out of her mouth can sometimes be stupid. She gets lost a lot. Kailey can defend others but not her self. She has a nice ass. She's truthful if she doesn't like you she will confront you. She's also loves cuddles epsically with the ones she cares and loves a lot. Kailey falls for people she knows she will never have chance with. Kailey fakes her smile sometimes but only true people who care about her will notice it. Kailey will go out of her way to make everyone happy. She has strong realationships with all of her friends because of how long they have known one another. Kailey is also the type of person that if she crys in front of you all you have to do is hug her and she will fine. But if she's someone she loves/ cares about she will do what ever it takes to see a smile on there face. Kailey is the type of person that If you tell her a secret she will hold on to it and never spill the beans. She's the type to have long talks over the phone or take nice walks on the beach and cry and laugh and just be her self. She's there for everyone. She also has nice eyes that change with her mood
People want to be just like Kailey
Kailey by Starrrrrrrrrrr23 May 11, 2015
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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