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Noah Karatas 

The sexiest smash bros player in the universe. One glance from this intellectual will make women flood their pants and drop dead to the floor. If you wish to defeat this god, train for another 200 years or else you will be hit by the legendary spinning back fist. He is and always will be the greatest internet funny man whos accomplishments remind the others that his penis size is bigger than theirs and that he is doin your mom.
Dude I just tried to fight Noah Karatas and got hit with a rasengan. He truly is a godly being.
Noah Karatas by nnoxx April 27, 2020

karatasize 

a threat to beat a person, place ,or thing's ass, rarely connotates that actual knowledge of karate skills will be involved in the threat of the ass beating
watch out boy! cross this line and I will karatasize your ass!
karatasize by bency2k March 3, 2008

karabast 

Karabast was a Lasat exclamation commonly used during moments of crisis.
Karabast! That came from behind!
karabast by JDSZQ December 27, 2020

Karatastic 

To be the coolest and sweetest person ever. To be extremely funny, except when you're not, but it's always endearing nonetheless. However being karatastic gives you the compulsion to spend a lot of time in Starbucks; but its all worth it once the barista remembers your name and puts a smiley on your cup. Being karatastic also comes with the benefit of being an absolute grinder, meaning you can rack up those 7s in your back pocket. Overall if a karatastic person was on IMDB (for whatever reason) they would get an 11/10 (9.9/10 if we're being humble).
Kara Ly is so karatastic
Karatastic by YourRealMum November 26, 2016

Karatesize

To kick one's ass using the ancient martial art of Karate.
Some guy arguing with another guy at a dojo: "I know we learn Karate so we need never use it, but I'm gonna have to Karatesize your face for hitting on my biatch, sucka!"
Karatesize by Elmer April 23, 2005

facial karanas

Facial karanas is the long lost sister of 2 Greek figures, she was no women of the cloth. She was known to sleep around town with the friends of the 2 adoring brothers on a daily basis accepting facials from one side of town to the other bringing shame to the family name.
Facial Karanas took jeffs hot load like a champ, she still had enough time to swallow Ericks steamy clam before bed.
facial karanas by Kylethehvacguy October 7, 2016