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kapotnik
Someone who takes credit for something artistic or creative that they didn't do because they are a sad and hopeless person in school *cough cough* LIFE *cough cough*
kapotnik by Thatguywhoeveryonecallsemo May 16, 2018
Related Words
Kaprot • Kaproto Loop • karrot • kapota • Kairotic • kapoot • Kairotian • Kalproteslog • Kaploter • kapootaboot
kapota
kapota by Joel Sailor December 28, 2006
karrotz
karrotz by AllstarFran October 19, 2004
kaporthaflol
Do you have a happy, loving family, and a dog? Well you can fuck that up here, if you take Kaporthaflol.
Side effects include... Nausea, back pain, crippling depression, Suicidal Thoughts homicidal thoughts, headache, diarrhea, financial dependencies infidelity, Unemployment, signs of bankruptcy, schizophrenia, insomnia, PTSD, ADD, ADHD, human trafficking, bulimia, and chronic paralysis!!!
Side effects include... Nausea, back pain, crippling depression, Suicidal Thoughts homicidal thoughts, headache, diarrhea, financial dependencies infidelity, Unemployment, signs of bankruptcy, schizophrenia, insomnia, PTSD, ADD, ADHD, human trafficking, bulimia, and chronic paralysis!!!
Henry: Hi, my name is Henry and I sell my body for kaporthaflol
Tim: And I'm Tim... I also sell Henry's body for kaporthaflol
Man I had a good paying job, nice car almost paid off, and then I went and took Kaporthaflol. That shit fucked my whole life up!
Tim: And I'm Tim... I also sell Henry's body for kaporthaflol
Man I had a good paying job, nice car almost paid off, and then I went and took Kaporthaflol. That shit fucked my whole life up!
kaporthaflol by Just4the fam June 2, 2018
kapotalevro
Piga na agorasw kapotalevro (I went to buy kapotalevro).
Mou dinete ena kapotalevro tupou B (Could you give me a pack of class B kapotalevro).
Thelw ena kilo pswmi apo kapotalevro (i want a loaf of bread made by kapotalevro - condom flour).
Mou dinete ena kapotalevro tupou B (Could you give me a pack of class B kapotalevro).
Thelw ena kilo pswmi apo kapotalevro (i want a loaf of bread made by kapotalevro - condom flour).
kapotalevro by Dimitris Sakkatos July 22, 2006
pov karot
Infamous internet slang that is commonly used on Discord. Usually sent as the caption of a horrendous video. Videos such as "Booty Lounge", "Gaymix", and other videos of slander towards the individual, Karot. Pov: Karot // POSTED IN MY HOMIES LAP.
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