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done thru thats deep south talk your thru retired kapoot
IM SAY THIS IM KAPOOT WITH YOU FED UP TIRED
kapoot by BLACKIE NORTON November 16, 2013
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A review game that American public school kids take way too goddamn seriously, despite that the review part is useless and everybody usually fails the test anyway.
We're doing Kahoot in class today, man. I gotta come up with some cool af nickname, and then I'll kick your ass.
Kahoot by ihaterice December 2, 2015
Word of the Day on January 6, 2020
Related Words

Kahootist 

A kahootist is an individual who gets extremely triggered when they don't finish first in kahoot,they are usually very dumb people that think highly of themselves
Jonathan: Bruh,that girl is so triggered about not being first place

David: I know,she's a kahootist
Kahootist by HomeboiYeet June 16, 2018

kapotnik 

Someone who takes credit for something artistic or creative that they didn't do because they are a sad and hopeless person in school *cough cough* LIFE *cough cough*
Person 1: Look at that asshole, he's such an art kapotnik.
Person 2: My sister?

Kahoot Names 

a name that sounds perverted when said fast. used exclusively to be dirty on kahoot without the teacher noticing because all teachers are dumbasses.
Funny Kahoot Names

1. Jack Offard
2. Ben Dover
3. Jenna Talia
4. Nick Gurr
5. Tess Tickles
6. Gabe Itches
7. Hitler Hears a Jew
8. Dixie Normous
9. Peter Phile
10. Phil McRach
11. Mike and York Hunt (Hunt Brothers)
12. Mike Oxlong
13. Kimmy Hed
14. Barry McOckinner
15. Hugh Jass
16. Heywood Jeblowme
17. Rae Piste
18. Hugh G. Rection

19. Moe Lester
Kahoot Names by Kimmy He'd February 17, 2020

Kahoot Names 

1. Jen Itals

2. Yuri Tarted
3. Knee grow
4. Jack mehoff
5. Gabe itch
6. Moe Lester
Teacher: No inappropriate Kahoot names.
Me: Okay boomer.
Kahoot Names by living dick...tionary November 25, 2019
The best way on getting an education. Get an answer correct, you're good to go. Get it wrong, you'll won't make it to the top 5 mate. getting to the top 5 is equivalent to winning a grammy. When the teacher puts up kahoot, shits about to go down. same goes for the music. same for the dank af nicknames. why am i typing this. it ain't funny at all but you get the point.
Mr. Smith - "Everyone, it's Kahoot Day today!"
Students - "YEAH BOIIII"
kahoot by kahoot_mate April 5, 2017
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