kapotnik 

Someone who takes credit for something artistic or creative that they didn't do because they are a sad and hopeless person in school *cough cough* LIFE *cough cough*

Person 1: Look at that asshole, he's such an art kapotnik.
Person 2: My sister?

kapotnik by Thatguywhoeveryonecallsemo May 16, 2018

kaputnik 

Kaputnik is a conjunction of the word "kaput" (meaning "broken, damaged, destroyed") and "Sputnik" (Russian robotic spacecraft). Meaning is obvious: something which hasn't come up to expectations.

"Kaputnik!" exclaimed John watching his RC helicopter explode in the air.

kaputnik by modrejpes August 27, 2009

kaputnik 

a clumsy or silly person.

Eran is such a kaputnik.

kaputnik by Ariadne June 8, 2004

kaputnik 

Vanguard TV-3 sattelite, commonly known as "America's Answer to Sputnik"

The Vanguard rocket exploded, resulting to a codename "Kaputnik".

kaputnik by BalloonyJoker January 1, 2023

kaputnik 

a thousandth of a dollar

100 kaputniks make a penny.

kaputnik by foodlebug July 2, 2008

Kaputnik

Drunk or inebriated

I am Kaputnik!

My buddy went to the pub last night for (karaoke), he ended up Kaputnik by the end of the night

Kaputnik by MoofusDude December 14, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020