kapotnik

Someone who takes credit for something artistic or creative that they didn't do because they are a sad and hopeless person in school *cough cough* LIFE *cough cough*

Person 1: Look at that asshole, he's such an art kapotnik.
Person 2: My sister?

by Thatguywhoeveryonecallsemo May 16, 2018

kaputnik

Kaputnik is a conjunction of the word "kaput" (meaning "broken, damaged, destroyed") and "Sputnik" (Russian robotic spacecraft). Meaning is obvious: something which hasn't come up to expectations.

"Kaputnik!" exclaimed John watching his RC helicopter explode in the air.

by modrejpes August 27, 2009

kaputnik

a clumsy or silly person.

Eran is such a kaputnik.

by Ariadne June 8, 2004

kaputnik

Vanguard TV-3 sattelite, commonly known as "America's Answer to Sputnik"

The Vanguard rocket exploded, resulting to a codename "Kaputnik".

by BalloonyJoker January 1, 2023

kaputnik

a thousandth of a dollar

100 kaputniks make a penny.

by foodlebug July 2, 2008

Kaputnik

Drunk or inebriated

I am Kaputnik!

My buddy went to the pub last night for (karaoke), he ended up Kaputnik by the end of the night

by MoofusDude December 14, 2025