Kairotic
The wonderful state of being you feel for a few weeks after going on a Kairos retreat. During this time you often say the words "Live the fourth!" and talk to people about emotions a lot.
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Kairotic
Kairotic refers to the ability of oneself to time one's speech craft effectively and in a timely manner to satisfy the ultimate goal of getting laid.
Earl: Hey look, John has five women going home with him again!
Bob: Yeah I know, he told them he loves cats and they're all in PETA.
Earl: That Kairotic bastard!
Bob: Yeah I know, he told them he loves cats and they're all in PETA.
Earl: That Kairotic bastard!
Kairotic by Hobothegolfer February 18, 2010
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