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The wonderful state of being you feel for a few weeks after going on a Kairos retreat. During this time you often say the words "Live the fourth!" and talk to people about emotions a lot.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen Phil? Why is he so happy?

Guy 2: He's just feeling Kairotic after all of that Jesuit brainwashing, he'll calm down in a little while.
Kairotic by Tiroth October 10, 2011
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Kairotic refers to the ability of oneself to time one's speech craft effectively and in a timely manner to satisfy the ultimate goal of getting laid.
Earl: Hey look, John has five women going home with him again!

Bob: Yeah I know, he told them he loves cats and they're all in PETA.
Earl: That Kairotic bastard!
Kairotic by Hobothegolfer February 18, 2010
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Intense, crazy, obscene. Based on temper tantrums and chaos.
"That bitch went kaiotic when I told her I cheated on her."
Kaiotic by kaiotic March 13, 2009

Kairotian 

People who are known to be more successful when compared to others
I hope you are a kairotian like i hoped you were
Kairotian by Kairotian.jack June 1, 2017
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026