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Kangasaurus

The Kangasaurus is a freakish animal that spawned in a toxic dump in Australia. Apparently, a half dead female kangaroo somehow mated with a crocodile, and then fell into the river and was swept down to the ocean, where she was raped by a dolphin. Then she crawled out and had a hybrid baby of a Kangaroo, Crocodile, and a Dolphin.

The Kangasaurus lives in Australia with all the other Kangaroos. It is obviously the most feared, so it is the leader of all Kangaroos. Kangasaurus goes where she wants, eats when she wants, and she instigates all mating rituals. Mostly, she sits under a tree or somewhere cool and has other Kangaroos bring her food. If they don't she eats their babies. The Kangasaurus has very strange characteristics. The many Dolphin fins make it appear to be a fierce predator, when in fact it is. The Crocodile head on the Kangaroo body makes it appear a very worth opponent. Its wide gaping jaws convince its adversaries not to test the limits of the Kangasaurus.
Connor: I saw a Kangasaurus the other day
His sister: I go to douglas.
Kangasaurus by DUmbasssssessssz April 6, 2010
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Khangasm 

When you reach climax after listening to Imran Khan on TV

In rare cases women can experience these heights just by laying their eyes on handsome PM.
Any kind of sexual gratification courtesy of Imran Khan.
PM Imran Khan is so handsome he gives me khangasms multiple times a day
Khangasm by SidneyClarkson June 14, 2019

kangamangus 

The act of shooting a hole in someone's head and hanging them by that hole from a clothesline.
"My homie Tricky D gonna put the kangamangus on that bitch!"
kangamangus by monroeyoder December 17, 2008

Kangamangus 

Shooting a hole in someone's head and then hanging them by that hole on a clothes line
"My homey is gonna put a kangamangus on that bitch"
A good feeling that occurs when a persons karma is enhanced after good deeds are performed. Antonym: karspasm
His efforts to aid the homeless resulted in a kargasm at the end of the day.
kargasm by Gregory V. Richardson March 24, 2004

kangamangus 

Shooting someone through their head, then hanging them up by their headhole (as described on the Sarah Silverman Show).
If that motherfucker doesn't shut up I'm gonna give him the kangamangus
kangamangus by Lee Ferran December 18, 2008
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