Kanacking 

When two people go kayaking, while they both ride in the same kayak. Since a kayak is built for one, the second person is required to (1) ride on the other's lap or (2) strattle the other in an attempt to act as a rudder. Kanacking is often used as a male bonding exercise and often produces an extremely awkward feeling among friends.

Yesterday, after an enjoyable lunch, I went kanacking with my boss on the lake.

I plan to kanack with my best friend today, so that I will not have to deal with his shit for the next three weeks.

Kanacking by Hyattistherealghostcow July 28, 2009

I hear you knocking 

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! A Fats Domino song about his feelings for a ex who wants to return!

I hear you knocking, but you can't come in! Go back where you been.

I hear you knocking by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2020

Kayaking 

The act of dipping the unbitten end of a piece of food you have taken a bite of to avoid double dipping. Derived from the similarity of the act to using a kayak paddle, where the two opposite ends of the paddle are dipped consecutively into the water.

If you take one bite of a fry then dip the unbitten end in ketchup after, you are kayaking. This technique can also be applied to quesadillas, chicken tenders, onion rings, etc.

Not everyone accepts kayaking. Some people will unfairly equate it to double dipping, so use this technique at your own risk.

Jim: “Hey man, no double dipping!”
John: “Nah, it’s cool. I’m just kayaking.”

Kayaking by WhatThaFish January 29, 2020

Knocking

Something your family can’t do before they enter your room

*mother barges in bedroom whilst you’re in the middle of having sex*
You:”Holy shit mum, every heard of knocking”

Knocking by elv14 October 27, 2020

Knocking

Punching a Door until it opens

* Invention of Knocking *:

"I'LL PUNCH YOUR DOOR UNTIL YOU OPEN!"
Person: * Opens * Greetings!

Knocking by 7Macros February 21, 2021

kayaking buddy 

A gay sex partner met discreetly via the internet.

"I'm just finishing up with my kayaking buddy, I met him through America Online"

kayaking buddy by joedanger July 1, 2015

Ninja Knocking 

A favorite pastime of Urban and Suburban children.

The child will knock on an unsuspecting victim's door, but before the victim has time to answer, the "knocker" will dissapear in similar fasion to a ninja.

Tyrese: Yo brotha, let's go ninja knocking.
Tyrone: Wurd up dawg, ima say we get the ol' bitch down the alley.
Tyrese: Hellz ya mother fool

Ninja Knocking by joejoebuffalo October 7, 2009