kaloqn
kaloqn by HristoEbacha March 25, 2018
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Kalon
"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."
"He's found a kalon."
Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013
Kaloni
A Kaloni is smart and really funny. Her smile is beautiful and contagious as well as her laugh. When Kaloni walks in the room you can't help but be excited to see her. Kaloni gives amazing hugs. Feel free to tease kaloni when its right.....Don't worry, she'll dish it back. Kaloni makes a great best friend who while dealing with her own life stresses will always help you feel better. Kaloni is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile and personality. You should always keep a Kaloni around.
Kalonis are AKA Aca-Loni; Aca-awesome.
Kalonis are AKA Aca-Loni; Aca-awesome.
Kaloni
Kaloni is an amazing, warm hearted, shy, underestimated person. You can try to pry your way into Kaloni & his/her life but you’ll fail, why?? because, Kaloni is great at hiding his/her secrets so while thinking you’ve made your way into Kalonis life in reality you haven’t....Lol!!! But when you do make your way into Kalonis life you’ll find out that he/she is very dramatic, extra, feminine, smiley, joyful, loud, observing & more. It’s takes a while to piss Kaloni off because he/she have a hell of a lot of patience but when you piss him/her off just know it won’t stop until Kaloni stops it PERIODT. He/she also play hard to get so try your best & don’t try to play him/her because he/she is a game master.
Kalonline
A MMORPG that is free. Graphics are better than Dungeon Siege, environments are lush, and most of the players are friendly. Bills itself as the "First Oriental MMORPG". Made by Koreans. Only drawback is that it is not yet finished, and there are only three jobs currently available.
Kalonline by culpepperreeks December 27, 2004
Kalona
A womanizing sexy beast, who constantly works around shirtless and makes women drool, quite literally. He will be generally manipulative, but you'll love him anyways because he's yummy. Would be an amazing nude model. Is muscular and nom-worthy. He's definitely a creeper who watches you sleep, but you won't mind. He also gets turned on very easily.
Kalona. Is. Yummy.
Kalona by GREYtheFLAILER March 18, 2011
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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